What did the mime say to the girl? .......

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A black van approaches a small boy. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away.

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What do you call 10 Asians playing basketball? A group of friends hanging out and having a good time.

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What do you call a person with no arms? Armless.

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Roeses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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My children are huge mistakes.

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve

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Where did Susie go when the bomb went of? Everywhere?

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I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

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Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

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What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm random but can still rhyme Hatsune Miku

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

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don't make holocaust jokes, my grandfather died in the holocaust, he fell out of the birds nest shooting Jews.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

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what is big and can make things come out? a gun

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Row, row, row your... Canoe.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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What do cows in Africa say? Moo

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