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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

Knock, knock -The door's open.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

It is Scientifically proven that, if you have a shower in china... you get wet

Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

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Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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