- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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'A blonde', 'a brunette', and 'a redhead' are ways of referring to women who have hair of a certain color.

a pig ate a hobo, the hobo was a blind rapist from canada

How do you get a one armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

Aww Eliza, thanks for being around in spirit, dont leave yet, I am kinda having breathing problems, and Alice says my something levels are dropping because I need solid food, please dont leave, I cant tell time even with a watch, but would you mind waiting a bit? Ill eat fast, somehow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he’d rather be road kill, than be in the KFC right across the street,inside a kids meal,dead.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

What's long, brown, and runs across a family's backward? A fence.

Knock, knock -The door's open.

Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

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how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

What's long, hard, and full of seamen? An ejaculating penis.

Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

what's red and horny a red unicorn

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