- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into the bar and asks the bartender, "Are you smelling me right now?"

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

What do you call a building full of black people Jail

how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

What do you call a man with an Eye patch and no arms? Names.

Whats 2+1? 2.

knock knock who's there... you you who who the fuck are you

Mel Gibson and a Jew walk into a bar They proceed to have a pleasant conversation and both take taxis home

Q. What's the difference between a Mcdonalds employee and a gynecologist? A. They have different jobs.

What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

A blonde was drinking water from the water fountain. She was very thirsty.

(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

-how many potatoes are in a sack -5

one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

what is red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket Waht is blue and looks like a bucket? (99% of the time they will say "a blue bucket") No, a red bucket in disguise!

3 Chinese brothers (chu, bu, and fu) come to America and want to change there names. Chu becomes Chuck, Bu becomes Buck, and Fu becomes Tom because obscenities do not make acceptable names.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What is blue and smells like blue paint? Blue paint.

What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

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