Knock, knock -The door's open.

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How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

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What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

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How do you make a basketball team short You cut off their legs

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

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Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

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It is Scientifically proven that, if you have a shower in china... you get wet

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what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

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The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

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Refrigerator

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What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

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What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

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How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

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whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

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why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

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What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

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Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

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Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

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Cameron is a r e t a r d

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Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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