Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

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Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

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You know what's a joke? Something Funny

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A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

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who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

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How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

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Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

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What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

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no really what are ur names?

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getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

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Do you speak alien? Hola.

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Why did the man stop chewing gum? I threw a grenade at him.

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

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children burning

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Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

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Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

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What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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