A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

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What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

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Whats the difference between eating an egg and an abortion? Think about it.

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Why doesn't Batman exist? Because he was made up.

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what did the left nut say to the right nut? The guy above us is a real dick huh?

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Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

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What is the difference between Madeleine McCan and a toaster? A toaster wasn't raped and murdered.

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What did the boy eat for dinner? Shit.

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How Many polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, one person is capable of screwing in a light bulb. Unless they were mentally challenged, in which case, they would get someone else to do it for them.

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Was in a coma, survived trough smoke and mirrors, and I had 3 separated sections of my order in order to test the efficiency of my words, united we are about 6.800.000 people. Excuse my anger below, I mean I was in a coma and ended up on some hard painkillers, and while I am still tapering down on a "totally medicinally safe" dosage of 20 mg valium its a bitch, even for a guy that enjoys a mild painkiller every now and then in order to focus. Excuse my excessive typing, its paincontrol vs the stress and all 64 side effects of valium. I am alive, and my followers know that, I do not mean to brag, but Neronism tends to end up fucked up when I am gone with people trying to live up to what only I can do apparently, so I decided it was time to mash the separate groups together... Btw, we live at point zero now, if you do not know where that is, I can inform you at later time. But be quick about it if you have more questions, we only chat on horsehead due the "discussed hours"

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Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

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Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

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whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

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holy F**k someone call an ambulance!

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An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

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What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

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The EPA.

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Train A leaves the station at 1:42 while traveling in 176kmh. How long will it take for the conductor to realize the bridge it ou... Too long.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

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What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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Vagina cream... end of story

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