How many Spanish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Uno

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How much wood would a wood-chuck chuck, If a wood chuck could chuck wood? A full study has never been commissioned into the amount of wood chucked by a groundhog and thus far remains an unknown quantity. ls

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

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why is cancer a big thing because its bad

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A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

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What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

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How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

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What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

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Poop

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how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

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Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

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What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

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What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

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Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

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why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

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Freeza: I am the strongest in the universe! (if you ignore my brother Coola which is much stronger and all...) Goku: You have pissed me off now Freeza, I will now turn into a super Asian and prove to the world that real Asians are actually blonde and blue eyed! (I am sure Goku means Sayans, which is "completely different") Goku: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG! Freeza: Omg, he... he... is trying to take a dump! IMPOSSIBLE! I will have to find his balls and caress them... Will Goku ever take a shit? Or reach all new levels of constipation during the series? Find out in the next episode of dragon ball z!

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Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kill children dont worry about it

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men

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What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

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What do you calk a couple of friends hanging out? An intimate get-together.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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