What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

Robin get in the Batmobile.

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

whos the biggest oaf................................ coasta

why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

hola said the chinese man

What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

Albert your flies undone.

My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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