What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

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knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

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What does two plus two equal? 4

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boobs.

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what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

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What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

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A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

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What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

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Weed.

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What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

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A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

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whos district champs not JM

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

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why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

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Your face

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Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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The Big Bang Theory (the show).

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why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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