- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

What made the lady dance? Bandz!

look under under where under under where. under the couch

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Sonplaying with Jo-Jo: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

Whats brown and sticky A stick!!!!

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

What did you get for your birthday? I got older

Why did the plane crash? The pilots had brain damage.

Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

When Miley Cyrus sticks out her tongue, people usually are there to take a photograph.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog Woof.

There is a wire, Let's put it on fire, The fire spread so did your legs, Now were both lying dead on your bed.

Two people walk into Israel. The first is shot on the spot. The second screams "I only have two pennies in my pocket!" Immediately he is raped by five Jews.

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