Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

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Why is Michael J. Fox unable to build domino chains? He only has one domino.

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What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

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Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Why has the suicide in dentists decreased? -Due to the fact that being a dentist makes suicide redundant!

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finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

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Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

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Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

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this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

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Why are black people good at basketball? While there are many preternaturally gifted black men and women in professional basketball, the notion that one race holds sway over the others in terms of sheer skill and talent is a ridiculous stereotype; propagated, no doubt, by both ignorant and jealous persons of other colors.

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Its true, he didnt write that!!

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A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

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What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

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Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

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A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

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black people

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Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

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Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

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What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

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What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

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What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

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What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

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What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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