- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

penis

Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

Female rights.

Choir.

why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

angelosnyder is not gay

2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

When is a door not a door? Never.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

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