you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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Black guys shoot. White guys have small penises. Black guys steal. White guys have keep money. Black guys are broke. That's what she said.

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Whats worse than seeing your mom naked. Your dad.

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Yo mama so fat , when she went to the doctors office and stepped on the scale they said please, your weight, not your phone number .

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a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

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What does a homeless man get for his birthday? 25 cents

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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Q: Why do some women insist they don't have penises or testicles? All humans have penises and testicles! A: These women have been brainwashed by feminism. It's quite sad, really.

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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Whats two plus two? Miles

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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A man walks into a bar. The second man sees the first man's mistake and ducks. The third man needs to take no precautions as he is a midget and can simply walk under the bar.

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how long did it take the blonde to solve the rubiks cube when she knew the algorithm? Approximately 6.73 minutes.

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I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

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What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

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Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

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what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

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"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

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Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

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A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

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roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

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How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

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What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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