What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

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What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

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A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

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Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

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A man was running from drug dealers When they had him cornered he ran towards the sun and died

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What's the worst way to die? Alone.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

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Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

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Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

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knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

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My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

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Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

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I have Alzheimer's, i pee out gold, racoons

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If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.

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hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

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A penguin is driving through the desert when his car breaks down. He has it towed to a service station in the nearest town to be repaired. The mechanic tells him that it may be a while so he might want to take a stroll around town, find something to do for a while and check back a little later for an update. The penguin decides that as it is so hot in the desert town, and he is accustomed to a much cooler climate, he might enjoy a bit of ice cream. He walks to the local ice cream parlor, orders a large vanilla cone, and proceeds to devour the treat in a flash, covering himself in ice cream in the process. He has ice cream on his flippers, his face, and all down his stomach; he is virtually covered in the white, sticky goo. Upon returning to the service station to check in on the mechanic and his car, the mechanic say to him, "Well, it looks like the seal on your head gasket leaked, the transmission is shot, and you appear to be covered in ice cream." To which the penguin replies, "Yes, I have made quite the mess of myself. Today just isn't my day."

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There is a mountain and there are three men, One is asian and the two others are black and white. "This is for my people!" Said the asian man when he was falling for his death. "This is for my people!" Yelled the african american. Then he takes the American man and throws him off the mountain

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No, its just his eye, its infected, he gets fever and well, that is all I should say. Nero is my friend and I do not like it when people lie to him, he is outside having a cigarette, I do not think he wants to speak with you anymore. Bye.

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