Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Well, that depends if the apocalypse was happening and if there were even any Americans left at all.

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What's better than your mom dying? Chocolate Cake.

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My did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot

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How do you get a chicken to cross the road? Get him in the other side

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How do you confuse a blonde? Hit her over the head with a baseball bat until she has concussion

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Person: kk Person1: did you just kk me? Person: no

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Two guys jump off a cliff... the third guy calls an ambulance.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, a bus hit it half way along and it died instantly.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

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fduck

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i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

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How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

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What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

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A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

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Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

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Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

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Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

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What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

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Don't quote me on this Nero, but she kinda deserves it, she should know better, its not like you have gotten this far by not knowing your limits, even if you tend to break them way too often. Can you get rid of the hallucinations with your mind alone? If not get to sleep asap! And stay asleep for a month or so, and if they somehow cant feed your system intravenously, they can all get the fuck out of there.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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