- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You and your parents are going to die today

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

eden stop

CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

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