A little boy uses a horrible curse against his classmate. The classmate is so angry he tells the teacher. The teacher is so astounded at the little boy's use of language he sends him to the principal. When the principal hears of the foul language he's so ashamed he calls the police. The police can't believe the little boy said such a bad word, they think he deserves to go to court. The court dates are set up. When the Judge hears of the hate words he can think of no other worthy punishment except prison until he turns 21. After the kid is let out he heads for the bar across town where all the ex-prisoners go. He orders up a drink, bartender asks "What'd you do?". The kid explains the curse to the bartender. The barkeep becomes so upset that he kicks the kid out of the bar. While crossing the street to go to another bar he gets hit by a truck. Whats the moral of the story? Look both ways before crossing the street....

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Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

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whats my name? Matt

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A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

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One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

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a man walks into a bar and it hurts

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Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

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finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

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Why has the suicide in dentists decreased? -Due to the fact that being a dentist makes suicide redundant!

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Why is Michael J. Fox unable to build domino chains? He only has one domino.

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Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

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What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

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Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

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What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

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Girls soccer

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Uh... What was emulating again?

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

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Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

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who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

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Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

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kaite is dumb that is true

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What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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