- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? being wrongly accussed of a crime you didnt commit because of your race, and being put on death row

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

What's brown and sticky? A Stick!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he’d rather be road kill, than be in the KFC right across the street,inside a kids meal,dead.

the fat boy named biggins ate a twinkie, a man named scruffy came along and shot biggins, now biggins has no nose

What did the doctor say to the man with cancer? You have cancer.

Why do girls not have to have drivers license? Because they don't need a car to get from the bedroom to the kitchen ;) Don't mean to offend anybody! His joke is just funny

A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? ...hey, it's kinda fun to type tootsie... ...tootsie tootsie tootsie...

why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

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