I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

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what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

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What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

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A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

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-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

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*ahem* what? what. oh I thought you said something

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Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

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Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

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man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

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A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

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There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

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Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

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Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

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why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

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Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

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Well, there's one way...

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? A Ferrari was never alive.

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Anti Joke

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