What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

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yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

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On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

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Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

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What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

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What's brown and sticky? A Stick!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he’d rather be road kill, than be in the KFC right across the street,inside a kids meal,dead.

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What did the doctor say to the man with cancer? You have cancer.

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Why do girls not have to have drivers license? Because they don't need a car to get from the bedroom to the kitchen ;) Don't mean to offend anybody! His joke is just funny

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the fat boy named biggins ate a twinkie, a man named scruffy came along and shot biggins, now biggins has no nose

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Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

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A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? ...hey, it's kinda fun to type tootsie... ...tootsie tootsie tootsie...

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do you have a pen i can borrow? yeah, here.

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MR MR WHO?? MR MC CANN

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What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

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What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

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why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

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Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

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roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

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