- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

Wanker

Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

pudding

Q:What do you call a black man on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call the entire race of black people on the moon? A:A problem solved

a skinny sumo wrestler

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

knock, knock whos there child molestor

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

kesha is a virgin.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was a cold day

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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