angelosnyder is not gay

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

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How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

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Miškinis gerai prikolina.

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Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Accept for cancer.

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What is worse than finding your parents dead? You being charged for the crime.

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What did the father tell his son who was caught stealing from the teacher? --The father didn't say anything because he walked out on his family when the children were born.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

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What did one pile of dirt say to the other pile of dirt?? You're dirty

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What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

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Mama Bear and Papa Bear were in court getting a divorce and the judge offered Baby Bear a choice of which parent to live with. "Do you want to live with your mother?" the judge asks. "No! She beats me." answers the baby bear. "OK, then you can live with your father." says the judge. "No! He beats me too!" cries baby bear. So Baby Bear was placed in a foster home.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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Ginger woodpecker throbbing in the moonlight

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Two penguins are sitting in the bathtub, the first one says to the second one "pass the soap." The other penguin says," what do I look like a radio?"

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Loner.

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Chuck norris is seen standing outside a bakery in Paris holding numchucks. He just finished lunch

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Whats funnier then a dead baby a dead baby dressed as a clown

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what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

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I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

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I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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