What do you call a black guy who is a lifeguard An African American male who puts his safety before others

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koj yog ib tug tsoob qaib eater, uas nyiam mus rau Peer li qub poj niam qhov chaw mos raws li ib tug nyiam ua! (Google Translate may help)

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why did the lady fall on the ground? The cord for the parachute was cut by her husband

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How do you fit a whale into a truck bed? You can't, whales live in the ocean.

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What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

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Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

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What did the doctor say to his patient? Doctors are not allowed to give out personal information involving their patients.

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What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

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Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

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What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

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This statement is false.

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Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

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Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

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What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

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There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

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Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

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What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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