- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

*Knock knock! "Who's there?" "Jehovah's witness" .....

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

destiny

What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

THE GAME

What does two plus two equal? 4

don't just stand there

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

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