a pornstar comes early to a party

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

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Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

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what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

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Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Once there was a girl named Andrea

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Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

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The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

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Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

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Whats red and dirty? Her period

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How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

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What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

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What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

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Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

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Girl: I wrote a poem. Boy: Let's hear it! Girl: I like you, thats a start. You don't, so we are growing apart. In my heart there's a little tear, its funny to see how much you care. I hate the way you played my heart. You never finish what you start. Boy: Cool. Whose is for? Girl: You... Boy: Wow ummm, I have to go to......................yeah bye.

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What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

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why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

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What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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