- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

I scream. You scream. We all scream and huddle in a corner of our first grade classroom because of a masked gunman.

Your mother is so fat, that if she had 8 clones of her, they would probably not be able to stand in the elevator together due to the maximum capacity, and safety hazard.

Do you know what kind of world I dream of? Until you tell me, no I don't. How could I? I'm not telepathic, after all.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What did the people say to each other when they ate the orange? Orange you glad I didn't eat you:) HAHAHAA orange you glad that I am good at telling jokes!

Whats worse to see 100 dead babies on the bed of a truck or 100 fake babies falling directly from the empire state building... I don't know I have never seen either but if you could tell me if you saw it maybe i can use my imaination!!!

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