- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

A French man gets into a fight

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

What's brown and green, has six legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

They should introduce a filtering system on here. That way any repeated jokes, or idiots taking up a page with a copy and paste routine, could be simply erased by those who are bored with them or find them irritating. [L]

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

Knock knock Who's there No one We are all on the computer

Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

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