What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

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What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

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What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

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What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

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Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a large jar filled to the brim with $20 bills. He asks the bartender why there is so much money in the jar, and the bartender tells him that he has a horse in the back of the building, and he has a bet that if someone puts $20 in the jar and can make the horse laugh, then they will win all the money. The man, feeling confident, puts his money into the jar and tries to make the horse laugh. It is a horse, so of course he cannot make it laugh. He leaves, dejectedly, having just wasted 20 of his hard earned dollers.

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A black man and his mexican friend walk into a bar. The black man orders a drink and the mexican gets soda. He is the designated driver

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What is the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him, "Would you like a drink?". The horse cannot understand english and is confused by its surroundings. The horse gallops out of the bar knocking over a few stools

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I forgot my joke about gamblers, but i bet you would have loved it!

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Your at your local street corner and find a woman, the fact that she has balls dose not stop you from inviting her into your car.

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Hhahahahahhahhahahahahhaahhayournanisdeadhahhahahahahahahah

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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why did spiderman fall off the roof ? cause it was wet

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There were three men in a race: Crap, Manners, and Shut Up. During the race, Crap fell and Manners stopped to pick him up, Shut Up kept on speeding. The police stopped him. Here is there converstation: Police 1: Whats your name? Shut Up: Shut Up Police 2: Wheres your manners? Shut Up: Back there picking up crap.

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what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

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Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

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Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

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What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

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Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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