What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

Who does creatine? James Cornish

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

knock knock?? whos there?? Not yo cheese because i already ate it

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

squash squash who squash my ass

Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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