- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

what's red and horny a red unicorn

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

racism...deal with it!

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

What did the fish say after he

Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

._____________________. Whale!

What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

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