Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

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why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

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What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

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What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

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Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

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why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

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What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

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What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

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What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

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one day a hippy and a nun wer on a bus, the hippy asks, Will you have sex with me? the none replies, heck no im a nun. the nun gets off the bus and the hippy follows. the bus driver stops him and says, i know how you can have sex with her, she goes to the cemitary at 9:00 every night, dress us as jesus and command her to have sex with you. okay thanks! the hippy says. that night the hippy dress's up as jesus finds the nun and says " i am jesus and i command you to have sex with me. The nun says okay but only A n a l because im a nun! and they get to it, when there done the hippy takes off his mask and says haha im the hippy, the nun takes off her mask and says haha im the bus driver!! like if you get it :)

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What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

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Potato!

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What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

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Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

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If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

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A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

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Anti Joke

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