- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue... Hold on. Roses could be white too.

Knock knock Who's there? (Punch the listner in the face)

Why was the African american pulled over in New Jersey? He was 17 and didn't have his red stickers.

Why did the cat bite its owner? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

QUIT PUSHING DAD GUMMIT!!!

What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

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