What should'nt you say to a rape victim. Rape.

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There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

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Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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Nope, but yeah Felix looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, I think, nah it was Oswald the Lucky rabbit I believe, and he used to get his ass kicked by... Damn, what`s the name of the fat cat that beat up Mickey in steamboat willie?

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How do you get Doctor Phil in a bikini? Give him a little alcohol to ease inhibitions and offer him a suitable bribe.

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Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

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roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

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Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

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I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

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How do you fit 1000 babies into a trashcan? You don't that would be wasteful! You Eat Them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

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Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue whilst you reading this I just raped you

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what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

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you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

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A man walks into a bar, looks around, and reveals an AK-47 assault rifle he had been concealing beneath his trenchcoat. He then turns to his left and fires repeated shots around the bar, to the surprise and fear of many. Then he shoots himself. The death total is estimated at 9, including the shooter, while the total injured is around 22.

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So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

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Three french men are in the car wearing sombreros. They're trying to get to Disney World.

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HALF LIFE 4 COMING OUT SOON!

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Why did the man scream? because he was run over.

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What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

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sure!

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Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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