what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

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Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

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What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

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What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

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Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

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XD, Okay, but you gotta marry me too XD Its working again I am skipping class tonight, how about you come by uh, the day after tomorrow? And bring condoms I don't have any.

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Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

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What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

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What's worse than a dead baby? The corpse is chopped into little pieces And is put in a blender. Worse than that? An alive baby stuffed into a blender. Worse than that? Hellen Keller put into a blender. Worse than that? The holocaust.

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Q what do you do when your friend tells you hes a homosexual A. you tell him that you will accept him and can still be very good friends

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Why did the black man rob the store? Because he was hard on money for a reason not associated with race or stereotypes whatsoever.

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A man walks into a bar gets hurt and falls over

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Your mama's so hairy, the only language she knows is wookie.

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Why did the black man go to prison? He was visiting his client to give him legal advice.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Because they're dead, they cant screw in a light bulb. Even if they were alive, it would be highly improbable that a baby could screw in a light bulb.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To make it home in time for Thanksgiving.

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do you currently smoke? i hope not.

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what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

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how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

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Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

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butt sex

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