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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

What's funnier than 24? 25

A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

What's worse than bad words? People who say them

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

whats small and tickles? pubic lice

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A black man walks into a bar. He sits down and has a couple drinks. When he is finished, he generously tips the bartender and walks out.

how makes licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? depends on how determined you are to find out

I just flew here from Cleveland, and boy are my arms tired! The people on either side of me were hogging the armrests, so I had to kind of tuck my arms up behind my head and it was very uncomfortable.

What's funnier than 24? My life.

What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

whats worse than having a gay friend ? 9/11

A Jew, a Muslim and a Christian walk into a bar. The Muslim is dissatisfied with the choice of the meeting place since the Islam forbids drinking alcoholic beverages.

What's more fun that being raped? Not being raped.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

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