- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

why was the black man blind? because he was black.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

taking out the trash... at night

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

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