- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

What will happen if your heart skips 10 beats? Nothing. You're dead.

Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

You will NEVER guess what just happened!

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

Why did the young man not want to go to school? Because he had a large tumor on the left side of his face.

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

A man became infected with Staphylococcal Food Poisoning. The doctor said, "You only have 24 hours to live." He died 24 hours later.

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

What do an eagle and a gopher have in common? They can both fly, except for the gopher

Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

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