Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

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Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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Why couldn't the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

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A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

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A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

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What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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A have a black guy in my family tree. He married my cousin a few years back

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled ice cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

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Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

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Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

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i have a christmas tree.

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Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

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Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

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How many ecotards does it take to change a light globe? Ve Vill Change all ze light globes to use;less grey vuns and you vill luv it or else ve vill kill you to save ze planet

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What is worse than standing on a plug? finding out your family have all been killen in a horrible car crash and your neighbours daughter who happens to be your friend has cancer.

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A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

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What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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