- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are read Vilots are blue, I have a gun, Now get out of my house!!!

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

The dewey decimal system

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

Get some flipping new jokes people

whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Oama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

I grunt when I poop.

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

What did Charlie do when he lost his golden ticket? He killed his grandpa to get it back.

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