Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

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My name is me I like fired chicken!

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An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

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Why was 6 afraid of 8 because 8 kidnap 7

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why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

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VAL SUCKS

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When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

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why did the man die? he had cancer

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What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

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hey, my names mark.

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Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

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Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

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A man was running from drug dealers When they had him cornered he ran towards the sun and died

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Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

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Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He threw at the girl, and that's why she fell off the swing.

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

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a man says "whats shakin bakin" to a friend, but his friend was shaking, because he often has seizures... thats what was shakin

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A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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