- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

A man walks into a bar, gets caught in a knife fight, and dies horribly. The funeral was closed casket.

Roses are red Violets are blue I kill children dont worry about it

How do you kill a cancer patient? Throw a fridge at him.

Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

What's better than winning $5000 a week for life?! Winning any larger sum of money a week for life, and sex.

okay so this guy walks into the bar and says DON BE STUPE SHE SPIT GOOD AND EVERYTHIN. why did he say that. BECAUSE EVERYBODY HATES HIS SPIT

what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

Last night I had the strangest dream. I was eating a big marshmallow and when I woke up this morning I had appendicitus

A man walks into a bar. The second man sees the first man's mistake and ducks. The third man needs to take no precautions as he is a midget and can simply walk under the bar.

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

Reading the Terms and Conditions

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

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