- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Cameron is a r e t a r d

Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

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