Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

Jayden Eccles

How come anti jokes r funny

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

A sober Amy Winehouse

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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