Roses are red violets are blue suck my **** and I'll **** you too

Why can't George Washington sit up straight? He's dead.

"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

This is like another one: Terry is at work eating a cookie.. He drops his cookie. His co worker trys to pick it up, however he accidently stands on it. Turns out terry can keep a grudge, nine years later, he killed his co worker with a shovel.

what did hercules parents tell him? You're adopted

What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

A black man walks into a bar. He sits down and has a couple drinks. When he is finished, he generously tips the bartender and walks out.

Knock, knock. Whose there? Me. Leave.

Why do all gingers get mad all the time except having sex? Because they enjoy it!!!

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

HOLY SHIT!!!!

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

Why was Six afraid of Seven. Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

What did the dog say to the house? Roof

what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

Anti Joke

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