A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

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My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

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Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

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How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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Penis.

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what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

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What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

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Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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GOODJESUSLORDALMIGHTY dis boy myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy i can't even................ fhrejhklgfjgtedlfcgrbh http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+stupid&start=231&hl=en&safe=active&sa=X&biw=1022&bih=539&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnso&tbnid=6-GniQ6ct-j0HM:&imgrefurl=http://katiespilling.blogspot.com/&docid=6oY2cEt2vFEq0M&imgurl=http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-7nKXEePj87o/T5dBnSfhaBI/AAAAAAAAAHw/RNSE68GzbjU/s1600/Harry%252BStyles%252Bboy%252Bband%252BOne%252BDirection%252Barrives%252B1Tg3l2FYklYl.jpg&w=396&h=594&ei=2Y7HT6jnL4e69QSK2oW5Dw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=244&vpy=12&dur=543&hovh=160&hovw=106&tx=72&ty=122&sig=110416686013590693091&page=18&tbnh=160&tbnw=106&ndsp=13&ved=1t:429,r:1,s:231,i:105

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Sorry, had it not been for my contacts, you would all have ended up in prison because of "The Wiz", I know you got a clean plate, but this guy was doing some seriously dirty laundry claiming to be working for "The Order", again it is best you all keep low, I will make sure my men evacuate this place as soon as we have rigged the game to your favor. As far as we can tell, he was the only one leaking Intel, but I suggest you keep an close eye on the rest of your boys and girls.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the Shell Station.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says why the long face? The horse does not reply because it is a horse. He then is confused of where he is and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a couple stools.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

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What ever happened to the bartender that asked, "Why the long face?" He was punched hard on the face for asking a stupid cliche!

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What did winter say to summer? Nothing. Seasons are physically incapable of speaking because they are not living things. They are simply an idea made by humans to explain why the weather changes as the sun spins around the earth.

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How did the mecanic die? He drowned

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What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

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The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

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What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

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Anti Joke

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