- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

Once upon a time, The end.

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

What did the dog say to the house? Roof

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

Why did George smoke weed? Because he was depressed after his wife died and couldn't get over the fact that he would be lonely forevermore.

In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

My kids are mistakes.

What's faster than a black man with a TV? olympic sprinters, cyclists, street legal cars, speed boats, helicopters, commercial airliners, bullets, fighters jets, missiles, SR-71, space shuttles, rocket ships, anything in orbit, excited electrons, and quite a lot more, actually.

Knock-knock? Who's there? I... I dunno I was planning on thinking of a joke before you said who's there, but I ran out of time.

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