- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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womens rights

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

a black man walks out of popeyes

If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

Sometimes black people kill other black people.

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

The government

Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

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