- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Sonplaying with Jo-Jo: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

look under under where under under where. under the couch

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

What did you get for your birthday? I got older

Whats brown and sticky A stick!!!!

Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

Why did the plane crash? The pilots had brain damage.

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

Two people walk into Israel. The first is shot on the spot. The second screams "I only have two pennies in my pocket!" Immediately he is raped by five Jews.

Why was the user KyuremCult's name blacklisted on iFunny? She had been repeatedly banraided by people with no success, but because of the mass reports and the leading to some of her works being deleted, the system decided to blacklist her name from search.

There is a wire, Let's put it on fire, The fire spread so did your legs, Now were both lying dead on your bed.

BOB:john John:what? BOB:4:59 seconds to get rid of it

There was once a man who went to the store and walked across a bridge and bought toothpaste and yelled at a hobo and went home and took a nap and then he went back to the park where he talked to an english teacher who told him not to use run-on sentences or she would slap him with a fish.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson is dead....

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog Woof.

When Miley Cyrus sticks out her tongue, people usually are there to take a photograph.

Your mom is so fat that she should watch her weight and maintain a healthy diet.

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Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Son*playing with Jo-Jo*: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."