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Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

Moralman... Seriously man, take it easy, my name is Nero, yes I play dual identities sometimes, it is only in order to convey my hidden messages to my people. I am deeply sorry to admit that those that assaulted you where indeed from my order, they have been prosecuted by the law and excluded from our order.

A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

What do you call a retarded black man? His name

How do you kill a blonde? Cut off the bloodflow to their vital organs.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

Miscarriages.

Dusters blow stuff.

Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

a man walked into a bar....

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

What do you call a retarded black man? His name

Rick Santorum 2012

How do you kill a blonde? Cut off the bloodflow to their vital organs.

Whats worse than a joke? This

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