Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

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What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

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Jesus sacrificed his life to prove that he was immortal. So where does the part where he gets nailed to a stick and beaten the shit out of fit in?

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What did the DVD player say when a video tape was put in? You incompatible.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am couler-blind, and poetry is gay

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how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

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why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

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What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

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You are pretty bad emulations, first of all you should all swear and cuss a lot, that way you never get green thumbs and you all get minimal attention (negative attention) from people whose messages do not concern. I mean come on, if you are all different, you gotta admit that you are all good at typing like the very same person, its just that, none of them are good at sounding as the guy they are trying to emulate.

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arena football

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Robin, get in the car!

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This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

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Sorry I am like so fucking wasted still, I keep giggling and laughing all of the time.

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An Artic Storm.

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how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

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knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

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what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

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Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

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You might be a redneck. Sorry.

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Need For Speed 30025 DRIVE OVER 60000 EXTREME CARS OVER 60 BILLION REAL LIFE GRAPHICS TRACKS! WHILE LISTENING TO BULLSHIT SONGS THAT MAKE YOU CRY! NO PAUSE BUTTON! EVERY CAR MUST BE UNLOCKED BY PLAYING THE SAME TRACK (Yeah music track too) OVER AND OVER AGAIN! OVER 6000000 ONLINE GAMERS AT THE SAME TIME WORLDWIDE, EACH TRACK HAS 5000000 THOUSAND LAPS SO THE FUN NEVER ENDS! UNLOCK ALL STUFF DLC: 6000 Bucks. Moral: So I have not been here since I called myself the sociopath or something, who the fuck are these Nero`s and Neronism and all that fuck? :( They almost improved my reputation! THATS HORRIBLE!

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