- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

Choir.

What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

penis

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

When is a door not a door? Never.

What did the Asian say to the Mexican working at the friutstand? Hi, I'm Asian!

why did the 11 year old boy stick his hand in a lawnmower nobody knows he hasnt come out of the coma yet

An African-American man calls KFC. An employee answers. "Thank you for calling KFC." The man replies, "I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number."

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