- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

Mr Whelk visited his doctor. His doctor put on a sterile glove and inserted two fingers into the man's rectum. "Does this feel all right?" The doctor asked "Yes" replied Mr Whelk. "But is my wrist broken or not?

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

i am writing this because i felt like it.

A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

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