- Anti Joke

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear? A gorilla with with a banana in each ear? Unless it has a name, then refer to it by it's name. be polite.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

Cinema summer shits coming this year! Reboot edition ONE! Rocky BarBoler a older man with dreams of becoming a true boxing champion!... but will he succeed against the champion Apollo thirteen? Watch ROCKY To find out. Starring Mike Tyson as Rocky, and Justin Bieber as Apollo thirteen (Do I need remind you Rocky lost in his first movie?, Well that one is for you "Beleibers" because in the end you are misguided cuties.. most way to young for me, but you are as cute as you are silly). Moral: Loves cute girls... especially those over 16... legal age here... good luck calling us all pedophiles... They mature fast here, "beliebe" me, twelve year olds have fully grown boobs... what did you think I meant by cute? RAWR! Look but no touch is a okay for me mama Luigi. I just tend to call me once they turn 16...

What's read, round and gets smaller? A baby combing its hair with a potato pearler

whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

What comes after 69? 70

Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

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I'm going as the joker for halloween

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!