9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

thumb_up thumb_down -13

"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids­­­."

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

thumb_up thumb_down -13

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

thumb_up thumb_down -13

How do you make a clown sad? Rape his wife, choke his grandma and send him a video of you setting his children on fire.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Poop

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

How do you distinguish between an unlabeled carton of milk and an unlabeled carton of cream without breaking the seals? You label them.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

thumb_up thumb_down -15

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

thumb_up thumb_down -15

An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops