- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Hellen Keller afraid to answer the phone? This situation is impossible because Hellen suffered from scarlet fever, therefore she could not see or hear the phone.

Knock Knock Whos there? Your neighbor.

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This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

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A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

I can count to potato.

I love Japan. It's the bomb.

Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

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