Person 1: *sneeze Person 2: bless you Person 1: I'm jewish. They never spoke again.

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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How does the black, high school kid get his new clothes, IPod and nikes? By working at his family-owned convenient store with his father and grandfather every night after school, but not until his homework is done.

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What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

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Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? He was furious because it was the fourth time that week that it failed to wake him up for school, and he was going to be late again.

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Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road? Because they are extinct and roads did not exist when they were alive.

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Q) What do you call a black president? A) Mr. President

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why did the car crash? Because the driver was just a box of raisen Brand

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What happened to the baby bird? It fell out the nest

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

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A school bus full of orphans falls of a cliff.

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How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

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Ahhh! Grandpa your going too hard!

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I love alchohol!

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Two men are in a bar. One of them turns to the other one and says, "I've slept with your mom." The other one replies "Go home dad you're drunk."

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Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

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Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

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knock knock whos there johovas witness O-0

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What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

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What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

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What does water smell like? water.

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Steve jumps through a window...he forgot he was on the 231st floor...He dies

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what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

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