Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

A boy tells his teacher, "I want to be like hitler when I grow up and kill all the jews and one clown." The teacher replies, "Why the clown?" The boy says, "See no one cares about the jews."

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

why did Kelsey fall off the swing? because she has no arms Knock Knock who's there? not Kelsey

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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