A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

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have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. The man leaves in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

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do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

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Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

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-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

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What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

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roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

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Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

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Why was Six afraid of Seven. Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

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What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

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Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

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wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

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where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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Anti Joke

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