- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

What do you call a magic owl? HOODINI only some will get it...

What did the guy say to the mushroom? You're a fungi

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

Dance is a sport

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

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