Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

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hey, my names mark.

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why did the man die? he had cancer

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Why was 6 afraid of 8 because 8 kidnap 7

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*knock knock* Who's there? ...Who's there?... *opens door to find a dead baby on the front door step*

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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Depends how you look at it, I like some girl, she and that girl gets along, I get along with the two girls, and yeah, I make them fight to the death as I consume the weakest one and make the new one my wife of darkness! Well, actually, threesomes, but NEVAH, NEVAR!! *shakes fist towards the skies* with another man! Now if my waifu wants to have some fun with a girl, I say why not (and then she asks if I want to join always so far), its genetics, you know, each caveman had like 600 wivus and he did not have time to bang them all, now let those genes go trough MAN for a couple of millenia, and he becomes the KING OF DEMONS... ME! Those other scumbags are a whole other story. Oh, and the 600 wivus did either go without sexytime, or you know... I mean you do KNOW that women are like comfortable naked together and yeah...

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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I milked the cow, but no gas came out.

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Like this joke, bitch.

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Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? Because the Joker was raping Robin too hard!

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Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

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Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

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a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

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4 1/2

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My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

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How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

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What do you call a black man about to jump off a cliff? Suicidal

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PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

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Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

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If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

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balls

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My name is me I like fired chicken!

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So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

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