A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

Refrigerator

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

William wright is Gay

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

Justin Bieber hits puberty

What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

knock knock who's there auntie auntie who? anti-joke

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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