Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

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why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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Donald Trump

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A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

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What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted *sobs*

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Whats has no comedic value? A brick

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

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Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

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What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

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Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

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What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

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Fox News

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*Knock Knock* "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

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How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

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There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

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Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

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Fine, just give me the top comment FOREVER, and I wont LIEK completely copy and assimilate your identity on Horsehead network... Forever... Muahahahahahaha!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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