What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

Get some flipping new jokes people

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

Cameron is a r e t a r d

Roses are read Vilots are blue, I have a gun, Now get out of my house!!!

A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

The dewey decimal system

Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

what did the tomato say when he was cut open? nothing, because vegetables are unable to speak

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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