- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

My Butthole.

Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

Why did the man get fired from his Job? The boss became his ex girlfriend 2 minutes ago

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely, caucasian man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew. One's a tasty delicious snack and the other one's a pizza.

why did the irishman, the englishman and the african man die? because i went on a violent killing spree, murdering everyone i saw

Q: Whats black white and red all over? A: A dead penguin

There is a wire, Let's put it on fire, The fire spread so did your legs, Now were both lying dead on your bed.

My did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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