Whats the difference between a dead baby and a porsche? i don't have i dead baby in my garage. That would be wrong

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what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? a jew is a member of a religion called Judaism, they're generally tall and have curly hair, however not in all situations is this true. They celebrate Chanukah and passover and many other holidays. Pizza is an italian dish, it's round, has red sauce and cheese on it and is pretty tasty.

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head on into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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why was 6 afraid of 7?

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This is my favorite antijoke.

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

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A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

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Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

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A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

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roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

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Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

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Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

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Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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