Was in a coma, survived trough smoke and mirrors, and I had 3 separated sections of my order in order to test the efficiency of my words, united we are about 6.800.000 people. Excuse my anger below, I mean I was in a coma and ended up on some hard painkillers, and while I am still tapering down on a "totally medicinally safe" dosage of 20 mg valium its a bitch, even for a guy that enjoys a mild painkiller every now and then in order to focus. Excuse my excessive typing, its paincontrol vs the stress and all 64 side effects of valium. I am alive, and my followers know that, I do not mean to brag, but Neronism tends to end up fucked up when I am gone with people trying to live up to what only I can do apparently, so I decided it was time to mash the separate groups together... Btw, we live at point zero now, if you do not know where that is, I can inform you at later time. But be quick about it if you have more questions, we only chat on horsehead due the "discussed hours"

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What did the boy eat for dinner? Shit.

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Whats the difference between eating an egg and an abortion? Think about it.

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What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

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Train A leaves the station at 1:42 while traveling in 176kmh. How long will it take for the conductor to realize the bridge it ou... Too long.

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Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

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holy F**k someone call an ambulance!

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

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Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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The EPA.

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whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

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An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

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Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

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Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

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What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

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What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

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A women left the kitchen.

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Vagina cream... end of story

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What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

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