How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

black chicken. kfc

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

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How come anti jokes r funny

'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Black people.

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

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