- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

The lion swallowed his pride.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

Queens Park rangers

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

Chuck Norris Dies.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

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