Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

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what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

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women's rights.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

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What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

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Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

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WHAT THE BABIES?!

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can probably lift more than 80 pounds

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Why did Jimmy cross the road? Because a chicken was about to cross the road, and he wanted to be kind and help the old 72-aged chicken get across the road. Because Jimmy had a grandfather that passed away because he was too old and nobody helped him cross the road. Jimmy is haunted by that memory and doesn't want that to happen to anyone else. Especially a chicken.... Also there were no cars and his best friend chicken was on the other side waiting for him.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

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Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

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david weres the slug gone

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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women sports....

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What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

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Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

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whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

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Knock Knock the door's open, come in

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knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

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A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

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Anti Joke

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