why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

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roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit. What's worse than a dead baby in a clown suit? Ten dead babies in a trash-can. What's worse than ten dead babies in a trash-can? One dead babie in ten trash-cans.

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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Three men walked into a bar the other one ducked. SI

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What is the worst thing about a couple of white kids playing with a couple of black kids? There are no parks or recreation centers within walking distance from there houses.

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D/M/Y ~~ Take 21/12/2012 Flip it upside down Take the 2's out from both ends (1/12/201) Take out all the ones and two's (//0) Take your zero and turn it 90 degrees to the right Take out the forward slashes What you are left with, a potato.

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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Why did the chicken cross the road---- because he's having financial and relationship related problems that make his life so hideously unbearable that he wants to kill himself and because he's a chicken and cannot overdose or hang himself he goes for the most viable option as to run across a busy street in hopes of getting smashed to oblivion by a car

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What happens when you divide by zero? According to the limits in Calculus, 1/x as x approaches 0 becomes closer to infinity, so we can safely conclude that if we could divide by zero, it would be a form of infinity. Positive infinity for 1/0, negative infinity for -1/0 and unsigned infinity for 0/0, as zero has no sign.

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What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

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There's a fine line between hyphenated words

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What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? The black guy is a sentient human being, and the bucket of shit is just a metal container filled with feces

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Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

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What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

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Why did the white bartender kick out a black man and his Mexican friend out of the bar? It was closing time

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What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

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Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

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