- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

Caca.

i read the terms of service when i posted this

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

world peace

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

Person 1: Why do Jews have big noses? Person 2: Why? Person 1: No, I was asking you that question. Person 2: ??!!

a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

What do gay cows eat? Grass.

Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

Tic tac toe. I never met my father

You think I'm pretty without any makeup boy..... Let's bang.

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