Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Why was Billy laughing? He was driving the bus Why did Bobby drop his ice cream? Billy put the bus in reverse Why was Johnny crying? Sally and Bobby stole the money from his bank account and now he is poor and homeless

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What do you call a bench full of white people The NBA

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If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

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That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

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Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

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Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

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Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

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If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

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why was the black man blind? because he was black.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

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What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

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where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

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What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

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Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

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What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

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destiny

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THE GAME

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What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

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What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

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You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

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Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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