- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are butt pirates butt pirates? Because they just ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FRUITS

Roses are shitty Violets are bitches I'm fat.

What do you call a muslim on an airplane? A airline passenger.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk and leave. 2 hours later there's a newscast about two drunken men who died in a car accident. It wasn't them, the newscast about them came shortly after

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper painted red.

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

Feeling alone fast after opening your mouth? Feel that people ignore your conversations? BUY A PARROT! Teach it to say AHAH!... And Uhuh, and I PERFECTLY UNDERSTAND! Now YOU CAN BE APPRECIATED INSTANTLY BY A BIRD THAT DOES NOT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE SAYING!

have you seen the movie, Constipated? Never mind, it hasn't come out yet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His sons funeral was on the other side.

If there are 2 narwhals and two apples, why is each of the narwhals happy? Because each is a narwhal.

Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

Where's the dick??? east

What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

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