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When A White Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Claps When A Black Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Does Handstands, Celebrations, And Shouts

Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

What did the dog say to the house? Roof

Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a boy fell in mud... a kid took a bath with bubbles... bubbles was the girl next door!

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

I love Japan. It's the bomb.

I can count to potato.