What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

Poop!!

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

why dont they make black forks

Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

I'm hungry.

why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

Jayden Eccles

how do you spend all your money you go buy stuff

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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