- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

Why didn't Angie die when she jumped off the Empire State Building? She landed on a pancake

A lawyer met with his client and said.. well, there is some good news and some bad news The bad news is that you're going to prison for life.

What did Britney Spears say when she got to Paris? "Oh my God, we're in France!"

Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

What's the best thing about The Pixies? Their music.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What did the man say to the man with no head? You have no head

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What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

What ended my last relationship? Oncoming traffic.

"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

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