- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

A dog was barking at a tree

What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

how much could a wood-chuck chuck if a wood-chuck could chuck wood? it doesnt matter because they can not chuck wood

Wats rong with yo leg.....

A moose walks into a store and asks the lady where the potatoes are. She says "isle five". he walks to isle five and there were no potatoes

Whats the difference imbetween a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer an the other is a watermelon

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