- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

how do you get a rat out the house you lift it up and put it outside

If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.

Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

destiny

What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

roses are red and violets are in fact violet

whats 2+2? 4

Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

thomas!!!!

I'm getting tired of nazi jokes. ANNE FRANKly I'm quite offended

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

Wanker

Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

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