- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

Miscarriages.

I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

Knock Knock Opens door Hi John, you got here right on time!

Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

Is your refrigerator running? no then your food is probably beginning to rot

Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

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