Why did the police officer pull over a black guy? He was going over the appropriate speed limit for that area.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some Chap-stick, and put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because, as all people know, Ducks cannot speak. However, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting a prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need Chap-stick anyway, since he has no lips.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Knock, knock Who's there? You... and you just lost the game. -Eka

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What did Batman say to Robin after they got on the bus? We should have taken the batmobile.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Q.What has flashing lights and really bad dancing A.Baby haveing an eppilectic fit

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Q. When you drink two 5 hour energies, do you get 10 hours of energy or double the energy for 5 hours? A. You die

thumb_up thumb_down -11

How do you get 100 people in one car. You can't.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Your momma so fat, she's fat

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

thumb_up thumb_down -11

How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Justin Bieber's mother.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Whats worse than dying? Nothing.....?

thumb_up thumb_down -11

why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

thumb_up thumb_down -11

I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

thumb_up thumb_down -11

69

thumb_up thumb_down -11

White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops