Q: Why did the black man break into the house? A: Because he was poor and couldn't afford his daughters cancer treatment.

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John: Knock Knock! Bill: Who's there John: John Bill: Oh hey John, come in

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Anti deep thoughts, by Fabian Monge'. The other day while parked at a stop light i was looking in the rear view mirror at the person who was blowing his horn at me. I then realized that while i was looking back at him the light had been green for a while. I then thought that i had better drive forward because i was holding up traffic, and that it was very selfish of me to waste other peoples time like that while wondering what was going on behind me instead of what was happening in front of me. In the time it took for me to come to this conclusion, i had wasted another few seconds of someones time. How very selfish of me.....

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

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Why do they give old people Viagra at nursing homes? Because erectile function decreases with increasing age, and it would be unfair to needlessly deny senior citizens the right to consensual intercourse if that is what they want.

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If an orange is orange then why isn't a banana called a yellow? Because the word 'banana' comes from the Arabic word for finger as it obviously resembles a finger. The person that named the orange was equally lazy, but just not Arabic.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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a black guy walks into a black bar

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roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

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What did the suspicious Hunchback say? I've got a hunch.

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Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

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What can fly, but can not swim? Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

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A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

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A black man walks into KFC. the whole room..THE GAME.

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Whats bad about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back on the oven.............

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roses are red violets are black lewis norris has a fucking narra back

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So, how 'bout that airline food?

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

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How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

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A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

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my wife came out of the kitchen....

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What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

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