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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H20" and the second one says, "I'll have some H20 too." The second scientist dies after drinking hydrogen peroxide.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

Do dead Elves know it's Xmas ?

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar and ask the bartender for a drink, but in response the bartender politely points out that there are probably people in need of their assistance at their respective place of warship.

Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

Knock Knock Whos there? The Police, your mother just died of bowel cancer.

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