Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

What's worse than a Holocaust in your apple? What.

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

Cripples are lame.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

KONY 2012

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what did hercules parents tell him? You're adopted

A Man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The Bartender proceeds to unload a 30 round banana clip into his head, neck, and midsection.

"I am proud to be black and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist. "I am proud to be white and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Racist and offensive to black people "I am proud to be asian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist "I am proud to be Ethiopian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Said nobody, ever

Why did the black man smell really bad? A: becuase he ran out of paper

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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