Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

whant to hear my best inpression of a hijacking ok kjgnkdgsjikdfhjnknkdfngknhfkfbnkf

A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

What is black and looks like a person A black person

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

identical jokes get different votes.

I killed someone on minecraft.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

a pornstar comes early to a party

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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