- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she is blind.

Patient: "So what seems to be the problem doc? Doctor: "I'm afraid you have AIDS. I'm sorry."

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink and sighs heavily, waiting to escape the reality of his broken home, his cheating wife, and his high school dropout kid.

What's red and can't speak ? A strawberry

What's the difference between Mel Gibson and a pineapple? Well at a molecular level, not much because both are made up of atoms.

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jason. Jason who? The person who is answering the door hears a chainsaw start up and suddenly realizes that Jason is the murderer from Friday the Thirteenth. The person goes and gets their shotgun, ready to blast Jason's head of when he breaks in.

What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

to get to the other side.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

What did the onion say to the the the other other onion Ima cut you fool and make yall cry

A man walk into a bar. Just kidding he has no legs.

Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

What did the dog say to the cat Nothing dogs cant talk

Teacher- And that is why the Pythagorean theorem only works for RIGHT triangles. Any questions? Student- I like grapes.

Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

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