- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

My dog got out of it's cage. So I found it and be the shit out of

You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

shut up kobe!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

What did the three sixteen year old boys do to the homeless man late at night? Wished him a happy birthday and gave him a meal

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

women's rights

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

Where's the dick??? east

a kid plays computer games alot and gets carpoltunel in both hands and lives in pain for the rest of his life.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

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