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Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

A dog was barking at a tree

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

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Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

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