- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your family is dead. Your family is dead, who? Your family is dead.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

I'm sn otter

your moms my other ride

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

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A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

Why did the man eat the cheese? because the man was a mouse

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

haha Otarts was here

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

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