There is an elephant, a zebra, a lion, and a black man. The black man is enjoying his visit to the zoo.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Why the hell is she out of the kitchen!

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What's the difference between a black man and a bag of crap? Quite a bit. The black man is a human male of the Kingdom Animalia, while the bag is an inanimate object. The only similarity between them would be that they both contain organic matter.

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What do you call a Russian man who is on the moon? A cosmonaut

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Tell me fuck you Fuck you No fuck your mum

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Your sister's feet smell so bad people encourage her to go home and wash them.

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Why did the black man die? He was shot

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follow @nils_kosmo on twatter hehe

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Q- Where did Sally go during the explosion? A- Everywhere!

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What did the indian man say to the black man? "Hi."

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What's the worse part about a Jewish man dying in a house fire? It was his birthday

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Knock, knock Who's there? Man Man who? The man who is knocking. Now open the door Carl!

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What do you call a person with no arms? Armless.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he does what he wants.

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"Why did the chicken cross the road" "why" "to get to the gay guys house" "knock-knock" "who's there?" "The chicken..."

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q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

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why do jews have such big noses? A: it has been inherited through many generations

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A plane full of atheists, with one Christian, crashes into a field over Ohio. Everybody but the Christian dies upon impact. Amazed, a news reporter on the scene of the crash, asks the man, "How did you suvive this tragic event?" "I had a parachute." Responds the man.

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there is a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving? a cop

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Why are pigs smelly ? Because a cucumber can't walk.

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You know why the economy is so bad? Years of giving into corporations instead of local business. This moves the profits to the owner of the company instead of mom and pop who will be giving it back to the local community.

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How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

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Q: How do you confuse more than 80% of the population? A: Mushrooms.

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Why didn't the teen girl get to her appointment? A) She woke up late.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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