how does your hair keep changing lengths? due to my countless hours of grueling sessions in chemotherapy due to what was recently found as a terminal cancer, i wear wigs

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Why did the road cross the chicken? REVENGE

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knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

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your mom is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said... ok

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Win industrial estate, Newry

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Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

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A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

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My arms get tired from carrying my big diick everywhere, well at least it's better than dragging it

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You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

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Q. What is worse than being raped A. Being raped twice

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010010101210001010 You dirty girl

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your mom is so stupid she has a low iq

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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A christian, a Muslim, and a Jew walked into a bar... Then the Muslim shoots the Jew and blows himself up.

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Whats white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

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What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

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What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

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Nope, but yeah Felix looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, I think, nah it was Oswald the Lucky rabbit I believe, and he used to get his ass kicked by... Damn, what`s the name of the fat cat that beat up Mickey in steamboat willie?

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Q: Why did the kid cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide

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Wood is brown...... Grass is green...... Now what color are roses?

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People say that shit don't stink But shit does stink It stinks like shit!

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Hey, austin, what are you doing?

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my wife came out of the kitchen....

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What do you call an Arab with a long beard? An Arab with a long beard you stereotypical piece of crap.

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