why does little Lucy have no friends? because she is in a wheelchair

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? Cindy your neighbor. I was wondering if I could borrow some milk, I ran out.

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Your momma is soooo poor... I don't know how she is so fat

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How did the fat guy servive the plane crash??????? He bounced

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What did the black man say to the white man? Nothing. He punched him in the face and stole his iPhone.

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what do jews like the most? money, because they're all greedy fat nosed cunts

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Why do black people have white hands and feet? Regardless of race or ethnicity, the skin on the palms and soles of the feet is always less pigmented than elsewhere on the body. In darker skinned people this fact is readily observable, but in light skinned people this feature of human biology cannot normally be discerned by simple visual inspection.

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Why Did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

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Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

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why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

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Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Why are black people good at basketball? While there are many preternaturally gifted black men and women in professional basketball, the notion that one race holds sway over the others in terms of sheer skill and talent is a ridiculous stereotype; propagated, no doubt, by both ignorant and jealous persons of other colors.

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Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

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What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

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So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? Doctors are not allowed to give out personal information involving their patients.

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Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

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How do you make a car? You build it.

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what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

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What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

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Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

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Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

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