Whats the difference between a sack of babies and a sandwich? A Sand which floats when you put it into a large body of water.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

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What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

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1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

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an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

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What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

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Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

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Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

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Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

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Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

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What's a good joke? Not this one.

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When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

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"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

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What do you call white trash Garbage

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roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

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what happened to the baseball player who couldnt throw? he was very unsuccessful, as throwing is the most important skill of the game

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