- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

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kaite is dumb that is true

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

field day?

What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

what did binladin say when he got to hell? oh no. im in hell

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

Homosexualism is so gay man

Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

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