Why did the squirrel fall out the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out the tree? It was stapled to the first squirrel Why did the the third squirrel fall out the tree? Peer pressure Why did the fourth squirrel fall out the tree? It thought it was a game Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a squirrel Why did the postman die? He got hit in the head by four squirrels and a tree

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What did the mother get her blonde daughter for her birthday? A flower on her tombstone.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

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What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

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What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

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Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

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What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

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Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

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How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

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THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

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So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

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A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

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My dog got out of it's cage. So I found it and be the shit out of

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Q: What do you do when you see a man with no arms and no legs walking down the street? A: You wonder how the hell he is walking

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Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

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Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

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Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

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why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

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how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

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You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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