- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

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Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

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