- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

I like colin but not as much as apple

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse becomes depressed. He didn't ask to look like this. He drinks himself into a stupor, and then crashes into another car on the highway on the way home, killing a family of five. The horse is now in jail for life.

Why couldn't the dead man take a shit? He was severely constipated

a man walks into a bar he has a few drinks and announces to his friends that hes driving home, dave (one of his friends) tells him that its a bad idea and takes his keys off of him until the next day.

What do gay cows eat? Grass.

Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

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