Fine, just give me the top comment FOREVER, and I wont LIEK completely copy and assimilate your identity on Horsehead network... Forever... Muahahahahahaha!

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Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

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Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

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Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

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Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

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What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

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Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

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Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

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Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar

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Fill in the _________ Ans: Cup Posted By: Lram

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What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

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What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

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Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

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What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

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Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

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what's the difference between a duck?

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What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

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Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

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NAACP

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What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

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