- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

Sometimes I stare at a Frisbee and wonder why it is getting bigger. Then, it hits me.

Why did the women cross the road? I dont know.. why? no clue.. why was she out of the kitchen

Where did Sally go in the bombing? Everywhere

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

What did the Dementia sufferer get for Christmas?

What's beauitful and disgusting at the same time? Menstration. Jk it's just disgusting.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

whats a diffrence between a bench and a black person the bench is a thing a black person is a human being

-Knock knock -Use the doorbell -Oh... ding dong -Who is it? -Me -Oh -Yeah -Cool -Come in -Okay -Take off your shoes -Alright -How are you? -Good -That's good -Yeah -Okay -K -Oh -Bye -See ya

your mama so fat she has a low self esteem

Your momma is so stupid, because she didn't get a proper education

noah is a scrub jungle

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

whats black and white? a zebra

why was the man walking in the kitchen? idk thats why i asked

Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

When Life Gives You Melons... You're Probably Dyslexic.

what did the therapist say to the other therapist? WE'VE SAID THIS WAY TOO MANY TIMES YOU SHIT

Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

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What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

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