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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Once upon a time, The end.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

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Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

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What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

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Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

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This is sparta No this is patrick

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Cleveland winning something

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How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

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whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

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What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

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What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

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why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

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Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

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What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

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Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

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Q: Why did the wihte man buy a burger? A: cuz he was hungry

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I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! Now you must listen to all of my demands or I will crush you all.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it's goal was to get to the other side however unfortunately a giant gorilla picked up a car; threw it at a nearby building causing it to collapse; setting off a massive explosion causing all of the buildings on that side of the street to collapse. As the whole other side of the street was covered in rubble making it impossible for the chicken to get to the other side, so the chicken decided to turn around and go home.

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what did batman say to robin? get in the car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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