- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

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Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

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