a jew walks out of a furnace

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

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Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

what's red and horny a red unicorn

Why was the anti joke funny? because it wasn't funny.

What do chickens, pictures and babies have in common? Nothing.

What is human, went bankrupt eight times, got a small loan of a million dollars, and is over all a terrible person? Your probably thinking Donald Trump Well your correct.

(kid is eating a round fruit) friend: Get me an apple too. Kid: I wish I could The kids friend later realizes that his friend was actually eating a peach.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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