'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

5 people are walking

What number is funnier than 23? 24.

why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

What is square and grey? A grey square.

what do you get when you use heroin aids.

What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

Why are rich people so rich? they're not poor.

roses are red violets are blue a pyschorapist just ate me refrigerator

What is yellow and bright? The sun.

Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hello

What do you call a magic owl? HOODINI only some will get it...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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