John: Knock Knock! Bill: Who's there John: John Bill: Oh hey John, come in

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What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

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what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

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what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Beacuse she has no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's There? Not Sally.

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why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

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roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp? He didn't he was caught and put in the gas chamber.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

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You're Mother's so fat, she sat on a chair, and it broke.

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If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

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a black guy walks into a black bar

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Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Why do they give old people Viagra at nursing homes? Because erectile function decreases with increasing age, and it would be unfair to needlessly deny senior citizens the right to consensual intercourse if that is what they want.

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If an orange is orange then why isn't a banana called a yellow? Because the word 'banana' comes from the Arabic word for finger as it obviously resembles a finger. The person that named the orange was equally lazy, but just not Arabic.

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roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

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What did the suspicious Hunchback say? I've got a hunch.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

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How many jews does it take to- I have alzheimers

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How much dub could a dubstep dub if a dubstep could step dub?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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