How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

dick dick dick... frogs

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

Here's another:

Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

cats are pussies

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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