- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. And now he's dead. No more shoe ingestion

why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

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How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

What do you get if you give a black man more than 5 watermelons? Jeff the Killer.

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

What's the best part of having sex with a twelve year old? Watching them cry when they prosecute against you.

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Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

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