- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

You wanna hear a joke? Me too

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

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Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

Women's Rights.

How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

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