- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

Uh... What was emulating again?

who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

Girls soccer

kaite is dumb that is true

Boner

Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

Why has the suicide in dentists decreased? -Due to the fact that being a dentist makes suicide redundant!

Liverpool City Football Club

Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

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