- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

Ha! You're so gay that I respect the sexuality you were born with and I feel completely comfortable with, and happy for, you and your preferences.

There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

why did the mexican choose to work as a landscaper instead of at taco bell? landscaping pays much better and was a more practical decision in this economy to support his family of 13.

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? They were both once alive and innocent, I lied about the black guy.

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a fried chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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Women's Rights.

Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

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Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

knock knock who's there? the milk man the milk man who? the milk man who brings your milk every morning

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

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