- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Because they're dead, they cant screw in a light bulb. Even if they were alive, it would be highly improbable that a baby could screw in a light bulb.

Why did the black man rob the store? Because he was hard on money for a reason not associated with race or stereotypes whatsoever.

Why did the black man go to prison? He was visiting his client to give him legal advice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To make it home in time for Thanksgiving.

What can fly? Lots of things

Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

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How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

XD, Okay, but you gotta marry me too XD Its working again I am skipping class tonight, how about you come by uh, the day after tomorrow? And bring condoms I don't have any.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

How do you stop a vehicle moving at high speeds? Apply the brakes in a reasonable fashion.

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