- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

I grunt when I poop.

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a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? The World Trade Center wasn't ruined by clumsiness.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

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Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

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