- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

WHATS THE BEST AVENUE TIN SHACK AVENUE

Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because he was a loaf of bread

Dick in your vagina fuck cock cunt shit

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue whilst you reading this I just raped you

Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

Wood is brown...... Grass is green...... Now what color are roses?

What's half of 8? o

How many turrets patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cocksucker!!

How can you tell if someone's a Vegan? It will probably come up in conversation, usually during the planning phase of a trip to a restaurant.

So, a giraffe walks into a bar and orders six martinis and shame on for wanting a punch line this giraffe needs help.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

How do you hide an Elephant? You paint it's toenails pink and put it in a strawberry patch. Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch.? It must work pretty well then!!

Why is Timmy a dumbass ? He's not, because asses cannot, by definition, be intelligent, so it is unnecessary to qualify it as "dumb".

What does a black car thief do with a stolen car? Drive it

Why Lilly fell out of a cradle ? She had no arms.

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One holds groceries and the other molests little children.

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