- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

Why did the man fall down? Because he was pushed of a 5 story building

This is a joke only for males: Walk into any semi busy public restroom. Stand at the urinal for about 30 seconds to a minute acting as though you cannot find your penis. Make sure you have the attention of at least 2 other urinators and then exclaim quite loudly "I can't find it!" then walk out.

What's worse than getting bit by a spider? getting bit by two spiders What's worse than getting bit by two spiders? getting raped What's worse than getting raped? a butterfly landing on you

Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas?... A warm meal, a shower, and a place to sleep courtesy of the local homeless unit.

A child logs on to antijoke.com he is a chronic masturbator

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

I can count to potato.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

A wooly mammoth and a dodo bird walk into a bar. Just kidding.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

How you your turn a trashcan into a semi-automatic AK-47? You don't. But ask the irishman who just said "hello" to you.

the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

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