Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

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roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

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If you are on this site, you have a shitty life. It is even shittier if you read this.

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What do you call a homosexuall man? Homosexuall man.

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"Hello, is this the Krusty Krab?" "No, this is Patrick."

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amy baked 35 sugar cookies and ate 25, what does she have now? diabetes.

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A talent agency is giving auditions and is just about to rap it up when a family shows up. They reluctantly agree to their "brief" audition given that they had found no suitable talent that day. The routine starts with the father starting 6 chainsaws at once while simultaneously starting a juggling/lumberjacking routine. His beautiful wife proceeds to toss him additional chainsaws (as he continually throws them for dramatic effect) while also maintaining a hypnotizing dance which seems to drain your desire to leave from your very soul. The children take turns jumping in between the chainsaws while doing a silent replay of the movie, "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon." After it plays out the father tosses the final chainsaw up in the air which lands standing straight, quivering in the dust of the studio. The studio manager says, "Why that's an AMAZING act!! I'll sign you right now! What do you call your act?" In response to which, the father shits on his desk.

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How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except that didn't work for the boy. He also lost his ice cream.

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Why did peter fall off his bike? Because Peter is a goldfish.

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What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

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a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

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My dad

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I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

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What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

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What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

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Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

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What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

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Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

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What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

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