- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Kris- "Hey! Ask me if I'm a tree! Kait&Alyssa- ".....Are you a tree?...." Kris- "No.(:"

Your mom is so fat that she has high cholesterol. Moral: I AM NOT CRAZY! Said the man to the dog.

Why did the teacher arrive late for class? Because his father had a stroke the night before, and they had to rush to the hospital and because of exhaustion, he missed the bus, and arrived ten minutes late.

A man and a woman are in a bar. The man says, "Excuse me miss, but you're very attractive, may I please buy you a drink?" to which the woman replies, "Thank you very much, but I'm afraid I've never been to Mexico."

What rhymes with float,boat,moat,coat and goat but can not be on a boat, can not float, can not be in a moat, can not be on a coat and can not ride a goat? A zoat because it's not a real word and therefore is incapable of doing any of those things.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas A bike.

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A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

Why do I hate food? I don't.

Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

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