- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ryan O'Sullivan likes to suck his own penis. - Ryan O'Sullivan.

Im going to the patriots jets game this year..... When the kick a feild goal and you see two kids wearing lime green holding up a poster that says BRADY LIKES SAGGY BALLS that will be me and my friend -RT

Roses are grey Violets are gray Tulips are grey Lilly's are grey Dandelions are grey Daisy's are grey Daffodils are grey I am colour blind.

What do you call someone who copies a previously posted anti-joke without doing any research to see if it has been posted before? a lazy good for nothing rectum licking testicle sucking gonad gobbling arse bandit with narcissism issues

why was the man sad? he found out his wife was man .

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for her birthday? A S.T.D

What's the difference between Izzy and a hobo? Nothing...they both have no job and no friends

Yo mama is so fat she could be a plus size model because she's big and hot.

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

Is maynaise an instrument?

There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

What comes after 69? 70

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

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