- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

A man named Jack has three kids. The oldest is named Jordan, the middle one is named Kim, and the youngest is named Alex. One day Jordan walked up to his father and asked him how his day was. His father replied, "It was fine."

why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

My parents died!

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

What did the guy say to the mushroom? You're a fungi

Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

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