Knock knock. Who's there? Honey, are you hearing things again? Nobody knocked on the door... Honey-are-you-hearing-things-again-nobody-knocked-on-the-door who? ...

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Why did the little girl cry? Because she saw her future.

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why do i have a pain in my left side i dont know but im scared

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on a scale from a banana to a pound coin - how much do you like the works of antonio vivaldi?

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What is the difference between Madeleine McCan and a toaster? A toaster wasn't raped and murdered.

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Bill and John are talking about types of cheese. The conversation drags on a bit and slowly changes topic. Bill says "I bet you I can bungy jump off a bridge". John chuckles before replying "I bet you can't". They go and find a bridge and Bill puts on his harness and ties himself to the side of the bridge. He throws himself off the edge and falls through the air screaming at the top of his voice. John cuts the bungy cord and Bill dies.

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why did the black man get kicked out of the hospital? nothing was wrong with him.

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A women walks into a kitchen.

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a mexecan guy walks in a bar he ask how much is a beer.its $400 and 55'.WHAT THATS SUCKSISH.no i just like to joke its 1 dollor.oh.....shut up go walk in a bra!!!!

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Vagina Boob

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Me and the wife spent her Birthday in bed, if you know what I mean. We're both severely disabled.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a Sociopath with a very violent history.

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Who smells like urine and his da is a registered sex offender with madeline mccann in his house? Aodhan hearty, May I also include he looks like a bug. Oh and don't forget the rot on his teeth, it is fucking disgusting. It really looks like he hasn't brushed his teeth in quite a substantial period of time, in my opinion, he is the only person who is actually comparible to sean.

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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Jehovah's Witness." "Jehovah's witness, who?" "Just Jehovah's Witness. Your doorbell is not working."

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are eating lunch on a bridge. The Mexican drops his taco off the side of the bridge and the Italian and American were kind enough to share some of their lunch with the Mexican making it a successful picnic. Their ethnicity was not relevent at all.

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A black guy, a Latino guy and an Asian guy all walk in a bar. What do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

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how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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hey John will you make some copies

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What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

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why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

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Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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