A guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink and sighs heavily, waiting to escape the reality of his broken home, his cheating wife, and his high school dropout kid.

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What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

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A catholic priest gets a nun pregnant. He drowns the baby several months later.

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What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

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How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

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i like my babies how i like my potatoes..... skinned

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Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

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Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

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whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

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Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

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5 people are walking

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

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A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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whats green andthrows forks at you? a blonde painted green in a bush wih a gun and a fly on her eye

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What's a fun thing to do on a plane? Make a bolt to the pilot, smash his brains in with a iron pipe and make the plane plummet a few hundred feet with a maniacal laugh until you wake up from your dream and scream at your mother to wipe you.

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A man walks up to another man and asks what time it is. He then replies " It's 2:00" The man then pulls out a sandwich and eats it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

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What number is funnier than 23? 24.

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Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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What do you call a magic owl? HOODINI only some will get it...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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