- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats white and pointless? chalk.

Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

How many women does it take to arrange my new Ethan Allen furniture? Just one, I was told it was divorce present. She took it with her.

Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

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