How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

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what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

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this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

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why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

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Homosexualism is so gay man

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Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

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who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

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Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

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Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

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what did binladin say when he got to hell? oh no. im in hell

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

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What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

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What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

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field day?

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How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

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How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

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What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

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A giraffe walks into a bar.... just kidding, a giraffe wouldnt fit in a bar.

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Ok,here's one, my brother can sometimes do it! Ok. Think of a number between 1 and 10 Add ten Add ten Add ten Add five Add five Take away your original number \~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\ _______________________________________ Is your number NOW, 40? Was your original number 6? Click thumbs up if that WAS your answer! ????????

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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