Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

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Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

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Have you seen the 6th sense? Nope, is it good? Yeah Bruce Willis is dead

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What did the doctor say to the man with cancer? You have cancer.

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the fat boy named biggins ate a twinkie, a man named scruffy came along and shot biggins, now biggins has no nose

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he’d rather be road kill, than be in the KFC right across the street,inside a kids meal,dead.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

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roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

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You're Mother's so fat, she sat on a chair, and it broke.

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp? He didn't he was caught and put in the gas chamber.

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

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MR MR WHO?? MR MC CANN

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What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

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why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

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Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

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do you have a pen i can borrow? yeah, here.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? ...hey, it's kinda fun to type tootsie... ...tootsie tootsie tootsie...

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John: Knock Knock! Bill: Who's there John: John Bill: Oh hey John, come in

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Okay, an ambulance is arriving for me (cops called it whatever I am fine) If you are still reading this then get the fuck out before I fire you no more messages.

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A guy watches a porno. When it is over, he said; "Wow, that was deep"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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