- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

haha Otarts was here

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.

Well, there's one way...

Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

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