your mom is so stupid she has a low iq

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Q. What is worse than being raped A. Being raped twice

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knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

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your mom is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said... ok

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Win industrial estate, Newry

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Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

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A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

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What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

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Nope, but yeah Felix looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, I think, nah it was Oswald the Lucky rabbit I believe, and he used to get his ass kicked by... Damn, what`s the name of the fat cat that beat up Mickey in steamboat willie?

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Q: Why did the kid cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide

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Wood is brown...... Grass is green...... Now what color are roses?

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People say that shit don't stink But shit does stink It stinks like shit!

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my wife came out of the kitchen....

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Why didn't the vampire go to the Garlic festival? Because it sucks.

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what is the world worst joke? this one

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Why don't you throw a rock at a Mexican on a bike? Because depending on the size of the rock, you could seriously injure him.

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A guy walks into a bar and says ouch.

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Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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What do you call an Arab with a long beard? An Arab with a long beard you stereotypical piece of crap.

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How to you stop the world from ending? You dont the world has been destroyed 5 times over again before and it will most likely happen to us one day.

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Trampoline.

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Anti Joke

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