- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

shut up kobe!

What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did the three sixteen year old boys do to the homeless man late at night? Wished him a happy birthday and gave him a meal

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

Q: What do you do when you see a man with no arms and no legs walking down the street? A: You wonder how the hell he is walking

why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

What do gay cows eat? Grass.

Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

My dog got out of it's cage. So I found it and be the shit out of

Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

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