- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

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What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

Q. whats piggy called A. Patrick gearthey

Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

In the weeks following the original release of Die Hard, reports sprung up across the nation of impressionable boys overdosing while masturbating.

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