- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

Chuck Norris Dies.

why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

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