- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What did the man do after he got in his car with out his keys? He started it up and drove Away

How do you shoot an eagle? You don't. The eagle is going too fast for you.

What is a Mexican's favorite holiday? Christman

What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

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What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

Do you love me? No.

What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

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