Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

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knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

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Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

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Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

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What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

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My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

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sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

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What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

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knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

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Why didn't the cat eat its supper? It was dead.

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Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree? A. You get a ladder and help him down

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A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a protocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "We don't serve their kind here! They'll have to wait outside. We don't want them here." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Listen, why don't you wait out by the speeder. We don't want any trouble."

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What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

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There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

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kaite is dumb that is true

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mommy, mommy, the ice cream man is coming can i have a dollar? sure sweetie. YAY! Goes up to ice cream truck, ice cream man asks what would you like little boy, would you like chocolate, vanilla, str.... Ice cream man steals small boy.

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What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

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*Knock knock* Who's there? No one answers so the man opens the door and gets stabbed 7 times in the chest

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A horse enter a bar, and the barman says: "why the long face?" The horse has cancer

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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