- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

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Why did the man eat the cheese? because the man was a mouse

What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

haha Otarts was here

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Three penguins are at the top of snowy hill. The first penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" The second penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" Finally, the third penguin slides down and hill and yells "RADIO!"

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is killing is family.

2 drunk men walk out of a bar, they see a dog on the corner licking himself. One drunk says "man, I wish I could do that" The other drunk says "you might want to pet him first"

Boyfriend: Why are you so negative all the time? Girlfriend: I'm not! I'm positive! Boyfriend: No your not your arguing with me right now and you... Narrator: The girl takes the pregnancy test and shoves it in the guys mouth kicks him in the nuts and runs out the door.

Why does annie put 2 balls together? bacuse its makes a BUTT! oo

how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

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