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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

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Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

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roses are red violets are blue dinosaurs are extinct obama is black

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I now pronounce you man and lion. You may now kiss the pride.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

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Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

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What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

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Where's the best place to buy moon bars? Michael Toal

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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69 is a number not a sex poshion

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

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Tic tac toe. I never met my father

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

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Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

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what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

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Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

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What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

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Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

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How to condom style ayyyyyy sexy horsey how how how how how to condom style

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Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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