- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock,knock you suck

A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

What's faster than a black man with a TV? olympic sprinters, cyclists, street legal cars, speed boats, helicopters, commercial airliners, bullets, fighters jets, missiles, SR-71, space shuttles, rocket ships, anything in orbit, excited electrons, and quite a lot more, actually.

what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

your mother

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

butt sex

You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

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