What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

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Two muffins are in an oven one of them says "wow it's hot in here" The other muffin says "Ah a talking muffin"

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What did the father say to his son? I'm leaving and I'm not actually your father.

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What do you call a disease caused by an uncontrolled division of abnormal cells in a part of the body? Cancer.

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What happens when a black man is alone the KKK appears

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what do get when you throw a penny in between a jew and a mexican? nothing besides one less penny

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Yo momma is so fat, that when I went over to your house and accidentally stepped on a skateboard, yo momma came out and said "get the %$^# off the skateboard!"

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Why couldnt the car move? It got blown up by a tank.

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Whoever just posted that suicide shit is stupid, you can get arrested for that shit. I would delete it.

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Anne frank dies days before camp was liberated.

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Once upon a time there was a chicken...the chicken married a dog. They dog and the chicken had little baby dog-chickens then the daddy dog killed the mummy chicken by eating her. The baby doggie-chicks saw and tried to run away but the daddy dog ate them too. Moral of the story: Marry someone who can't eat you ;)

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Knock knock Who's there? (Punch the listner in the face)

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? Nothing.

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What's the easiest way to become filthy rich? There are many ways to earn money. Invest some time into researching the topic.

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The only thing worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke is finding a REAL joke on Anti-Joke

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Chinese men having large penis.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Why did the guy hate the man that said,"I respect you?'' Because the man was Hitler.

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What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

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What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

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Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

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yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

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Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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How many babies can you breast feed? 2

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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