- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

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Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

Did you hear about the guy who came onto his best friend's wife? Yeah, she handed him some kleenex after and told him to wipe it off.

Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon. It burnt up on re-entry

What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

Did u hear bout the guy who went to the donut shop yeah he has brown hair

How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally becase she fell off the swing.

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

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