what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

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Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? monkey see monkey do why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? it lost its footing why did the girl fall down? she was hit by four monkeys and a refridgerator

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Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

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What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

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Donkey lips

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Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

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What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

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God. God.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

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what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

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Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

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Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

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Why do all gingers get mad all the time except having sex? Because they enjoy it!!!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

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What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

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a horse walks into a blender ow

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Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

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What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

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What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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