Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

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When life gives you lemons.... Don't eat them, because you're probable hallucinating, and you don't know where they came from.

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two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

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Whats the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

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Three guys at the beach decided to bet on who could swim the farthest. The first guy, could not swim so he lost. The second guy got a cramp right away. The third one swam far away into the distance, and was not seen or heard on for days... Three weeks later his corpse was found floating by the shore. The other two died out of guilt.

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Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

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I'm 23, just like most people my age.

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Why was the jew so happy? He won the lottery which at the time was 3.40 dollars

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Knock knock Who's there? *silence* WHO'S THERE? *silence* -Looks out window- Slenderman

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What do you call a man with one ear? A one-eared man.

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What time is it when it is time to get a watch? About 4:30, unless its a monday.

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I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

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What is the longest sentence that a man knows? If it is used it in context, isn't round and the speaker attempts to quote the whole number - or at least all of it known to date, then any sentence involving the value of pi.

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Hello, I'm Mark and I have multiple-personality disorder. Don't listen to him, no he doesn't.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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im a willy bum bum

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Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

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casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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John Travolta goes to the supermarket..

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Jesus walks into a church only to be touched inappropriately.

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