Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

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Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

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brock has small hands for a small job

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Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

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What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

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I bet you read this. Told ya.

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I just found out i have cancer.

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The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

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Jesus steps out of a boat, and walks across the water to shore. He's such a show of. Only an attention whore would leave a boat and walk across water for no good reason.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

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What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

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What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

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your mom is so stupid she got raped

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sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

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I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

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dead dibbs

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange Who? Oranges are very good for you and enriched with vitamin C that is apparently good to intake when you are experiencing cold/flu like symptoms during the winter season and your doctor won't give you medication because you aren't sick enough and you already ask for medication to much because you think you are always sick with something. That's what happens when you're a hypochondriac.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter. he couldnt because both the baby and his wife died in child birth.

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why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

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What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? Pregnant

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The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

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