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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

Once there was a girl named Andrea

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

A cat walks into a bar. What's the first thing it says? Absolutely nothing. It was knocked out.

roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

Two muffins are in an oven one of them says "wow it's hot in here" The other muffin says "Ah a talking muffin"

Why couldnt the car move? It got blown up by a tank.

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