- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no brain get for his birthday? Nothing because nobody thought that he would do anything with the toys because he couldn't think of what to do with them.

why did your parents die? because I thought it was funny...

Knock knock, Who's th- IMA FIRIN' MA LAZOR

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

Why did the 100 year old man die? He was really old and his heart stopped beating after his BLT.

what do Jewish people and pizzas have in common? they enjoy parties

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

Who won the race across the highway, the Mexican or the Frenchman? Neither, as they were struck by a mac truck when attempting to run across the highway and were both killed instantly on impact.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

womens rights

know whats funnier than 24? 25.

A boy walks into a bar. Because he was under-age, security kicked him out as soon as possible and alerted his parents.

what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

Why was the young Jewish boy afraid at camp? Because his scoutmaster is a pedophile.

what word starts with 'p' and ends in 'orn'? popcorn you sickos

EAT YOUR DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why was the man walking in the kitchen? idk thats why i asked

Why was the jewish boy sad? He had no friends.

Whats cooler than cool? Ice Cold.

Stephen Hawking wheels into the Center for Theoretical Cosmology.

What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

Why was the broom late? Cause he overSWEPT!!! ahahahahahaha!

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