- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

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Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

Knock Knock Opens door Hi John, you got here right on time!

Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

a black man did not eat chicken.

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

This dog can only sniff marijuana.

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