- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

Did you hear about the guy who came onto his best friend's wife? Yeah, she handed him some kleenex after and told him to wipe it off.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon. It burnt up on re-entry

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Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

women sports....

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

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