- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a McDonald's and Michael Jackson? One is a fast FOOD restaurant, while the other likes having sex with little boys.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

Why did the boy cry when he got circumcised? Because he couldn't fap.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

Harry Chappell raped someone

Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

whats it called when a pimp slaps a ho? RESPECT

NEVER

Yo momma so fat she should be concerned of contracting Coronary Heart Disease, high blood pressure, type 2 diabetes, abnormal blood fats, metabolic syndrome, cancer, osteoarthritis, sleep apnea, or even obesity hypoventilation syndrome

At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

What did the black person say when his white friend said "Nigga!"? "You know, I really don't get racist jokes like this."

Why were there a series of riots in london? The police shot and killed a man who was threatening them and thus caused his friends to get angry and caused other people to lose control.

A drunk guy walks into a bar. A blind man walks into the same bar.

so i turned on my radio.. so i could like listen to some tunes but like, it wasnt working and then like my best bud leaf was all like dude, thats a toaster.

That's what SHE said!

Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

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