What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? When you think that there is no worm in your apple, but after your second bite you look down in disgust as you notice you have eaten half of the worm and see the other half wriggling about in your apple.

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Whats two plus two? Miles

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Why did FiddleBob Joe chuck a stick of butter out the window? Because he wanted to see a butter fly

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How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

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A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5 then all together you have $10. It was announced that the obverse portrait of Alexander Hamiliton would be replaced by the portrait of an undecided woman, starting in the year 2020. If you wait long enough, you can exchange the $10 for the new $10 bill.

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What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

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Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

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A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

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Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

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Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

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Girls got to Jupiter to get more stupider. Boys go to Mars to build a sophisticated civilization.

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Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

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When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

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What has three eyes, scales, seventeen stomachs, and can produce milk? Nothing. Nature has not yet evolved any animal to these specifications.

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

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What do you call a mulsim that tattles on you for vandilising muslim propaganda Target Practice

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do you wanna hear a joke school

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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whats funnier than a dead musim? a guy who begs a girl to go out with him for 16 hours

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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