- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

Why doesn't Santa Claus change his socks on Christmas Eve? Because he isn't real.

why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

Two people went to a planetarium to see a movie about the solar system. They came out smarter than when they had first walked in.

How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

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When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

why did the chicken cross the road? no one knows because it got hit by a bus.

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A white man, hispanic man, and a black man walk into a bar together. They order cokes.

why did the blind man crash his car? he had down syndrome.

Yd the chicken cross the road? To SAVE THE WORLD

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