What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

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Johny wanted a pogo stick for his birthday. Johny's mom got him a pogo stick for his birthday. The day of Johny's birthday, he fell off the pogo stick and broke his arm.

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A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

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why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

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A jew a muslim and a catholic walk into a doctors office. The doctor is arrested for raping a child and his office closes. The Jew and Muslim find another doctor andthe Catholic dies because he had aids

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? I would probably spend somewhere under 3 dollars at a store, but only if somebody else drives me. I really don't want to drive, not in this gas shortage. You know what...forget it, Klondike Bars make my teeth hurt due to my sensitive teeth problem. I know I should get that sensitive teeth tooth paste, but I always forget when at the store.

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Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

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why did the man pee in public? ... he couldnt hold it in.

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why did the monkey fall dead out of the tree? because edward cullen raped it up the arse sooo many times it died from internal bleeding.

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Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

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Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy wishes the same.

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What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

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The bear woke up after his long hibernation of the winter. "Boy, am I hungry!" The bear wandered around and ate some berries. "These blackberries are too bitter and unripe for my taste, I'll go eat something else." He stumbled upon a honeybee hive and took some honey out and ate it. He was swarmed and stung by many of those bees. "That wasn't my favorite batch of honey, I'm still pretty hungry, let me go find some other food. He came across a cabin in the woods. "There maybe some food in there." To some, this was known as the Northern Vermont Massacre. It was a tragic happening. The 7 membered family, the Hernandez family, all died that day. The bear chase all of the adult and children and the house and brutally ate them.

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A British man walks into a bar. He has to get stitches.

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That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

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Asians.

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Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

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men, men like men= men+bed

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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A Jew buys something that is not on sale

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Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

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Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

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