what did binladin say when he got to hell? oh no. im in hell

MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

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field day?

Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

Women's Rights

what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

Homosexualism is so gay man

What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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