why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

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Why didn't the girl get on the school bus? It was Sunday.

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Like this joke, bitch.

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3 like an eel

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the Shell Station.

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I'm on a seafood diet. It consists of prawns and tuna.

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Pretty much everything, the killing of 6 million people was a horrible part of our world's history, and is no laughing matter.

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Q: what's the difference between a young, geeky kid living in Wisconsin's basketball and Yao Ming's basketball? A: young, geeky kids cannot live in Wisconsin's basketball. Wisconsin is a state, and states cannot own objects because they aren't sentient beings. And Yao Ming's basketball... is just a regular basketball that happens to be owned by Yao Ming.

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Q: Why do some women insist they don't have penises or testicles? All humans have penises and testicles! A: These women have been brainwashed by feminism. It's quite sad, really.

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How do you stop a black man from spitting? People of all races and colours are quite within their right to spit on their own property whenever they wish. However if anyone spits on or near you, you could report him to the police, but don't expect to be taken seriously.

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What do you call a moving tree? A hurricane killing thousands of people and 3 dogs.

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why bouriquet can not read is book ? cause he's retarted

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why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

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What's not funny? Today's anti-joke writers

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DID YOU HEAR THE FBI INVENTED A TELEPHONE THAT THEY CAN USE TO CALL THE DINOSAURS? ITS TRUE! Them DAMN DINOS REFUSE TO PICK UP THEIR CELLPHONES THOUGH! Nero: This is not completely accurate though, a T-Rex called us twice actually, but he just kept roaring, making communication impossible... ...That sad moment when you post a totally non ofensive joke, then to tell you that I might your father, me or one of the sixthy guys that bukkaked your mother which was sucking off a dog and... Anyway problem solved!

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How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

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What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

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Doctor, I've caught a cold. Take a Halls.

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If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

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Get on your knees Ho

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Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

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why did the kid let go of his kite? He got struck by lightning

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Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

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Your Mommy is a gas pump.

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