how bout that airplane foood!!!1

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What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

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Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

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Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

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knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

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a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

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this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

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Why was Jerry Sanduski at K-Mart? He heard boys pants were half off!

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Once a upon of time, there was 7 dwarfs. Their names are Sleepy, Stupid, Sexy, Shithead, Sonovabitch, Shutup, and Simon. They are a street gang called the 7 dwarfs and was notorious for causing trouble. All the dwarfs got away from the police except for Simon, because that was his real name.

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What did the man do after he got in his car with out his keys? He started it up and drove Away

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H20." The second one says "why did you come to the bar if you're just going to have water?" and orders a beer.

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One dark, stormy night, there was a man, limping slowly down the road. He looked across the road and noticed a little girl on a park bench. He carefully moved around behind , creeped up, and slowly tapped her on the shoulder. I tap 2 tap 3 tap The little girl slowly turned her head, and as she did, the man uttered 3 sentences.... "Would you mind helping me get back to my apartment, my hand was cut off in the war, while I was serving my country, which is why I have a hook as opposed to a hand. I was heading back to my apartment to greet my wife and 2 little children, since I just got back from a long day's work at the soup kitchen, helping those in need, and I sprained my ankle. By the way, my name I John Thompson."

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sir ya look like ron weasly hhahahahaha LEL

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What was that pirate movie rated? PG-13

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lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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How did the Black man die at the KFC? Someone killed him.

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Your mother is so overweight that she decided to have liposuction and then proceeded to live a wonderful life.

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GONNA

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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This dog can only sniff marijuana.

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A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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