What happens if you Put a Mental Patient in a cage He goes crazy, Develops schizophrenia and Eventually dies of Many Incurable Diseases

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what do you get if you put in a pan- a raw chicken, a lemon, assorted vegetables, onions, maybe some soy sauce, and a little olive oil then place this pan into an oven for around two hours, allowing the chicken to moisten. then serve with the assorted vegetable .supper.

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What did the English man say to the Japanese man? Nothing, they were incapable of conversation because of the language barrier created by the fact that neither had one another's language as a part of their curriculum.

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Once upon a time there was a chicken...the chicken married a dog. They dog and the chicken had little baby dog-chickens then the daddy dog killed the mummy chicken by eating her. The baby doggie-chicks saw and tried to run away but the daddy dog ate them too. Moral of the story: Marry someone who can't eat you ;)

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A giraffe walks into a bar.... just kidding, a giraffe wouldnt fit in a bar.

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what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

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What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

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What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

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this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

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why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

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what did binladin say when he got to hell? oh no. im in hell

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field day?

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What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

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Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

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Women's Rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

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What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

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What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

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How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

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what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

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How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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