teacher: what do you call a math book with no writing in it?! student: idk what? teacher: a notebook! student: ok... thanks

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A bear and a rabbit are walking i n the woods until they spot a magic genie. The bear mauls the rabbit because it is the rabbit's natural predator and is indifferent to the genie because it has no prior education on persian mythology.

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Why did god smite the homosex man with all of heavens wrath? For shits and gigs.

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What is the difference between finding a dead black man on the street or a dead dog? There are tire marks in front of the dog.

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Where do you send a Jew with ADD? A concentration camp.

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

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No, we are all different, none of us are the same, you however, have no match, your ability to think influence and inspire even today, is unmatched. It is he who is unmatched, who stands alone.

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Who is Jonathan Ezell He is Jonathan Ezell

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

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Why couldn't the black man swim? Both of his legs were just eaten by a shark.

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Q: Why did the lady retire? A: Because she had been working for numerous years and felt that she needed to spend more time with her family.

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How come the blind black guy couldent read because he is dead

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This is a haiku A lovely type of poem It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

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im at school

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whats the difference between my mom and your mom nothing they are both sluts

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Why did the frog commute suicide ? Because His mother was a type writer

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Wendy went for a walk every day in the forest. Why not today? She was shot yesterday

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An Atheist and a Christian are walking along a sidewalk going in opposite directions when suddenly the Atheist sneezes. The Christian says "God Bless You!" Even though the Atheist doesn't believe in God he understand that the gesture was a kind one and so he nods and politely says "Thank you!" before going on about his day.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circle and tell her to sit in the corner.

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

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Why did the boy get hit by the bus? He didn't check both sides before crossing

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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