- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

So I was making love to my cat the other day, and my pet dog comes in.

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

im watching you..

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

Knock Knock Whos There Policeman Policeman who Please open then door your fathers been in a terrible car accident

What is the difference between a black man and a burnt pizza? -Nothing there both black.

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

If Apple made a house, would it have Windows?

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

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