What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

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Hitler, a Nazi, and a Jew walk into a bar. Only Hitler and the Nazi walk out. What happened to the Jew? He had to use the bathroom so he asked Hitler and his Nazi friend to wait in the car.

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Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

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knock knock! who is there? its knock! knock who??? knock knock... who is there.... i told you its knock... knock who??? knock knock... WHO IS THERE!! OMG I TOLD YOU ITS KNOCK! KNOCK WHO!! WHO IS KNOCK! KNOCK KNOCK OMG WTF! HOLY SHIT WHO IS THERE! ITS KNOCK WE HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER OUR WHOLE LIVES! KNOCK WHO?? KNOCK KNOCK WHY DONT YOU REMEMBER ME! oh knock knock from next door! who is there???? jk.. knock...knock......omg put down the gun knock knock stop i love you knock its not worth it!! NO KNOC!!! GUNSHOT* KNOCK NOOOOO!!! I LOVED YOU SOMEONE CALL 911!! OMG KNOCK WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH KNOCK WHY!!!!

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Q. Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? A. yeah, that's a really big step, quitting smoking is tough

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If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

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do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

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Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

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how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

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what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

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Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

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"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

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A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

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Hi

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The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

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Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday

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What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

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What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

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Whats the difference between a prostitute and crack dealer? One sells addicting drugs, while the other exploits her vagina for money. Either way, they're both illegal.

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What is red, blue, green, and pink, tie died, and alive? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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