- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Now I have been typing without even thinking about that, and you have been following me.

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

What do you say to a black guy who is holding a gun to your head? Nothing. He is holding a gun to your head.

im a willy bum bum

A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

A horse walks into a bar, but is kicked out because animals are not allowed in that bar.

what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

Whats bad about a black cop coming to your house? I was having a KKK meeting in the basement.

why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

soccer

A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water? Probably not. Indoor plumbing was invented after Europeans murdered his ancestors.

What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

What did the black man do in the Italian Pub? He gave a 20% tip and couldn't have been more courteous.

Women's Rights.

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

You know Hellen Kellers retarded? No shes blind and deaf. Ehhh same thing.

A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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