- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when batman jumps off the top of a building? His fake wings fails and he dies upon impact of the ground.

There was a guy and a girl naked in bed, sleeping together. When they woke up they didn't remember the last 72 hours and wanted some questions answered, including Where am I? Who are you? What year is it? What's my name?

Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

Knock Knock: There is no one in here! GTFO! Okay, yes sir or mam Moral: I told you there is no one here, gtfo already!

What did the paraplegic boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

Wishing to teach his donkey not to eat, a pedant did not offer him any food. When the donkey died of hunger, he said: ‘I’ve had a great loss. Just when he had learned not to eat, he died.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 2,091,029,203,284,485,389,684,564,345,089,859,849,485,374,094,394,584,584.00002394832323945834958349234854343432323343534342323243543534234358394564023285409564053942304923049234 x 10 to the 1234543565342312323560845834034th power divided by 0.

Alex Gedrose.

Why are you looking here? The joke's in your hand.

Rick Santorum 2012

Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

Do you want to hear a joke? No. Women's- oh, okay.

What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

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