- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

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What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

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