- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

kaite is dumb that is true

that awkward moment when your teachers a duck

why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? opens door Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

Why is the duck? Because it has two feet the same.

How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

why did sally drown cause she was black

Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

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