- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

What is green and has wheels A blue bucket, I lied about the green and the wheels

Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

So, how 'bout that airline food?

a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

I'd feel bad for some skinny guy who lived in a very obese family and only got hand me downs.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

arena football

a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

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