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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza is a tasteful meal and a Jew is a person of Israeli decent.

What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

A blonde walked into a bar.

what do you call a screwdriver that thinks it'sa hammer? a screwdriver

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What's the difference between a McDonald's and Michael Jackson? One is a fast FOOD restaurant, while the other likes having sex with little boys.

Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ slams door

Starting a Genocide #YOLO

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

did you know towels can cause dry skin?

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Yo mamas so fat We are all concerned for her health

How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

I hate it when people talk about concentration camps... my grandad died in one He fell off the guard tower

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

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