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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A old man walks into a hospital He doesn't come back out

I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis. - Blake Woodman

Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one? The trip to find a blonde wig suitable for a snowman, especially if you are picky and have a certain wig in mind, generally takes up more time than not searching for a wig at all.

Two pies where sitting in a oven when one of the pies says: God damn it's hot in here. The other pie screams out loud: HOLY SHIT A TALKING PIE!

Why did the man dig his nose? because everyone digs their nose

Why did a Monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

why did the duck fall in the water? It got shot

When Life Gives You Melons... You're Probably Dyslexic.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why can't girls count to seventy? Trick question. Clinical research has proven that a fair amount of girls are, in fact, capable of counting from one to seventy using ordinal numbers in the Arabic numeral system.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

Q: what is blue and floats in a pool? A: a baby Q: what is purple and at the bottom of the pool? A: the baby 5 minutes later

A man crashed his boat and is lost in the ocean. He comes across a cruise ship, and they ask if he wants help. The man says, "No. God will save me, but thanks anyway." Later on that night, he is eaten by a shark.

What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She was a donut.

What's blue and smells like red paint. ............blue paint.

What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

Why'd the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a bus.

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