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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

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Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

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