What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. It won't come to you regardless what you call it.

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What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

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A Penguin walks in to a bar. then he walks out.

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Knock Knock Whose there? A field full of mexicans A field full if mexicans who? F**k You

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What happens when u poke a ghost that is standing on the edge of a building? Ghost aren't real so therefor u will fall of the edge and die

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What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a Brazilian Aristocrat? I don't know.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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This is an anti joke

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What do you call white people that live in a trailer park? Residents.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple not f**cking blue!

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A old man walks into a hospital He doesn't come back out

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Buzi vagy!

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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? No, but considering there has not been a single man to walk on the moon since 1972, it'd be difficult to generate any kind of revenue on this natural satellite.

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Some anti-jokes are funny, some are not!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had a gun to its head

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Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

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why did the kid fall off the swing? someone threw a fridge at him

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Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

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how do you get a 1 armed moron out of a tree? you wave

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

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What did the Dementia sufferer get for Christmas?

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A Chinese man, a Mexican man and an African man walk into an American bar. None of them know any English and can not order a drink. They walk out promptly, frustrated by the difficulties of living in a strange new world where they don't speak the native language.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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