A man walks into a bar... The steal bar hurt his face and had to get stitches.

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Q: what's better than ice cream A: not having aids

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3 Chinese brothers (chu, bu, and fu) come to America and want to change there names. Chu becomes Chuck, Bu becomes Buck, and Fu becomes Tom because obscenities do not make acceptable names.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

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A have a black guy in my family tree. He married my cousin a few years back

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How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

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carn ehney bodie hellp mie with mine smellings?

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Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

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A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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HOLY SHIT BITCH!!!

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Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

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What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

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What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

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Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

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What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

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i have a christmas tree.

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

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What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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