Q: Why did the kid cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide

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I want a lot of likes...do it you wont. i know you wont.

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Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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People say that shit don't stink But shit does stink It stinks like shit!

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my wife came out of the kitchen....

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's treehouse? No. It's quite nice, her father made it himself.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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what is the world worst joke? this one

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Why didn't the vampire go to the Garlic festival? Because it sucks.

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Why don't you throw a rock at a Mexican on a bike? Because depending on the size of the rock, you could seriously injure him.

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Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

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What do you call an Arab with a long beard? An Arab with a long beard you stereotypical piece of crap.

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How to you stop the world from ending? You dont the world has been destroyed 5 times over again before and it will most likely happen to us one day.

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what is purple and fly? - a purple flying.

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Why do fat people make such good slaves? They're too fat and lazy to escape. Unfortunately, if you want your slave to be fat, you actually have to feed it properly.

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Knock Knock! Come in..

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PEANIS!

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- Knock knock - Who's th.....AIDS

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Why did the bear eat a group of children? It was hungry.

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Why did Alfa Kurtoo change his name? Just say Alfa Kurtoo fast!

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Why wasn't the man wearing a life vest? Because he was sleeping.

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The joke below was so funny I forgot to laugh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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