- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the kid fall down the stairs? he had polio

Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

what is the difference between the black orphan and the white orphan.... the black orphan died after i raped it

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

knock knock who's there... you you who who the fuck are you

Mel Gibson and a Jew walk into a bar They proceed to have a pleasant conversation and both take taxis home

Whats 2+1? 2.

How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What is blue and smells like blue paint? Blue paint.

Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

A blonde was drinking water from the water fountain. She was very thirsty.

What did the dog say to the cat Nothing dogs cant talk

Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

what is red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket Waht is blue and looks like a bucket? (99% of the time they will say "a blue bucket") No, a red bucket in disguise!

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