010010101210001010 You dirty girl

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your mom is so stupid she has a low iq

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What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

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Whats white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

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When an intellectual was told by someone, "Your beard is now coming in," he went to the rear entrance and waited for it. Another intellectual asked what he was doing. Once he heard the whole story, he said: "I'm not surprised that people say we lack common sense. How do you know that it's not coming in by the other gate?"

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My arms get tired from carrying my big diick everywhere, well at least it's better than dragging it

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You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

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This joke is funny

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What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

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A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

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Nope, but yeah Felix looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, I think, nah it was Oswald the Lucky rabbit I believe, and he used to get his ass kicked by... Damn, what`s the name of the fat cat that beat up Mickey in steamboat willie?

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Miss Hoolie: Hello, PC Plum. What's the story in Balamory? PC Plum: I'm arresting you for the sexual molestation of twenty children.

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Once upon a time, there was a man. He was black. The end.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

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Q: Why did the kid cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide

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I want a lot of likes...do it you wont. i know you wont.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's treehouse? No. It's quite nice, her father made it himself.

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my wife came out of the kitchen....

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People say that shit don't stink But shit does stink It stinks like shit!

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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what is the world worst joke? this one

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Why didn't the vampire go to the Garlic festival? Because it sucks.

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