Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in a van headed to the slaughterhouse.

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Why did the baby die, because he got herpes, so did his mother, there both dead now.

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hey im leon and i love the chuckie

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what taste like an apple, looks like an apple, but isnt an apple? an apple.

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Little Johnny is sleeping overnight at a school camping trip. The teacher goes around to check tents to make sure everybody is falling asleep fine. Little Johnny, however, says, "Miss, I am scared of the dark. Can I sleep in your tent instead?" The teacher reluctantly agrees, finishes checking around and brings Little Johnny to her tent. "Miss, can I play with your belly button with my finger? My mommy lets me", asks little Johnny. The teacher reluctantly agrees. Suddenly, the teacher jumps up. "THAT WASN'T MY BELLY BUTTON!", she shouts. "Yeah," says Little Johnny. "Well that wasn't my finger, either."

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what's pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

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Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

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And if we met in 1780, I was a white southern aristocratic plantation owner and you were my dark skinned servant lady ... slave Whenever I could get away from the Mrs., I'd go to your shed and then I'd steal you kisses. But let's be serious, I'd still work you full time as a slave, there's a difference between romantic language and a complete disregard for socioeconomic trends.

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Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

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Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

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Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

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whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

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Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

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Why was the middle-aged doctor morbidly obese? He liked bacon and was severely hypocritical.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

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What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

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what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

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A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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