Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

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What do you get when you cross Winter Squash, Beets, Ham, Coffee, Spinach, Hexamine, Cadmium, Detergent, and some love? A bowl full of crap.

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69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" the Eggman and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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Black guys shoot. White guys have small penises. Black guys steal. White guys have keep money. Black guys are broke. That's what she said.

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What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

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What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

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What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

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My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

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roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

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What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

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What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

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Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

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How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

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Q: Why did George Lopez walk into a Taco Bell? A: To purchase a 5-layer Gordita Burrito

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Oh, hi Dave, come inside.

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Anti Joke

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