Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

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Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

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Guess what? AIDS!

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

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What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

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Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

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When is a door not a door? Never, a door is an inanimate object and is thus incapable of transforming.

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How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? None because alligators don't fly.

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A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!! Everybody A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!!

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

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Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

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Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

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What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

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Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

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Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

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your mama so fat she has a low self esteem

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A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

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An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

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Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

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Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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