What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

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waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

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Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

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I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

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What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

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I like your hair

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What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

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Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

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I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

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How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

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Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

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William wright is Gay

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why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

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A man, a woman, and a kid are sitting at a table. They are eating dinner, the kid turns to the man and proceeds to explain how he wishes to drop out of school. The man sends him to his room as punishment. The man and the woman resume eating their dinner.

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How did the fat guy servive the plane crash??????? He bounced

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why does little Lucy have no friends? because she is in a wheelchair

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What's worse than rain on your wedding day? You scheduling your wedding to be held on an aircraft carrier on december 7th 1941.

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Why Did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Your momma is soooo poor... I don't know how she is so fat

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? Cindy your neighbor. I was wondering if I could borrow some milk, I ran out.

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Why do black people have white hands and feet? Regardless of race or ethnicity, the skin on the palms and soles of the feet is always less pigmented than elsewhere on the body. In darker skinned people this fact is readily observable, but in light skinned people this feature of human biology cannot normally be discerned by simple visual inspection.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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