- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did hitler say when he spilt coffee all over himself Ow I am burnt

Why was the woman sad? Because her son died.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind.

Why did the black man go to prison? He was visiting his client to give him legal advice.

What do fish and shoe laces have in common? nothing.

Where did Susie go when her town was bombed? Everywhere.

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it made no sense

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

Face...the other white meat!

When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

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Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

smell the vitamin C

There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

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