- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

A dog walks into a bar and the bartender gives him a bowl of water because it is hot outside and he doesn't want the dog to dehydrate because he could die.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

CAVE JOHNSON.

Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

why did the kid die? his mom shot him

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

OMG this actually works! 1. Hold your breath for 5 minutes 2. Die

their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

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