What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? the NBA

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

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What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

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Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

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Why did michael jackson wear white gloves around young boys? His doctor recommended that he do so due to bad circulation.

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Your mom is so fat, every time she swims in the ocean, north america sinks because of the high water displacement caused by her giant body mass. (V1-V2=m)

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There is a Mexican, American, and an Italian on a boat.They start to sink. All of them brought things from their country. The Mexican threw burritos over and said, "We have too much of these." The American threw american cheese over and said, "We have too much of these in our country." The Italian throws over pizza and says the same thing. They are still sinking. Then, the American picks up the Mexican, throws him over and says, "We have too much of these in our country."

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What did the munchy alzhemiers farmer say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators?

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What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

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Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

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Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

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What did the UPS man bring Sara? a box. whats inside it is only Sara's buisness

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I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

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Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

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Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

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Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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The Holocaust

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A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

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Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

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Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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