- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

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Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

What does water smell like? water.

Why is it interesting to watch your mum shower? It's Not, its sick you pervert

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Why did the little boy run away from the beach? Hurricane Irene.

What happened to the baby bird? It fell out the nest

Q) What do you call a black president? A) Mr. President

How do you kill a red elephant? You can't red elephants don't exist.

why did the car crash? Because the driver was just a box of raisen Brand

How many kids with ADHD does it take to fix a lightbulb? Lets go ride bikes.

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road? Because they are extinct and roads did not exist when they were alive.

A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

being drunk in a mall sounds like it would be alot of fun . . . . . . . but that is public intoxication and that is against the law

My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

Why is it that all cats dislike flying saucers? The strange noises and lights probably frighten them, as they don't understand the concepts of extra-terrestrial intelligence and space travel.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

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