Why are Jewish men curcumsized? Because Jewish women wont put their hands on anything that's not 20% off

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

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Why did the little boy run away from the beach? Hurricane Irene.

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How do u kill a mocking bird? Stab it

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

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why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

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What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

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What looks like donuts but stinks of shit. Sean Big Macs socks

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

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What did the prisoner say to the other prisoner? I am going to anally rape you.

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Whats the difference between a field of corn and a dead body? The field of corn wasn't killed by severe blood loss and hemorrhaging after it was stabbed in the back, stomach and abdomen 27 times in 1987, where the escaped convicted serial killer buried it beside a river in Northern Dakota.

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I like Pi. It can make circles.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

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Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot? A. Do you think they could fit all that shit in a tennis shoe?

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How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

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your mom is so stupid she has a low iq

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch".

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A man walks into a bar, looks around, and reveals an AK-47 assault rifle he had been concealing beneath his trenchcoat. He then turns to his left and fires repeated shots around the bar, to the surprise and fear of many. Then he shoots himself. The death total is estimated at 9, including the shooter, while the total injured is around 22.

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Dan was friends with Dick. Dick likes to give massages to Dan. Dan's favorite is Dickie's special mixture. He will remember Dick, his favorite personal assisatant for life. CREEPER

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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just imagine like a whole mark no imagine like 1000 marks an army of marks ready to conquer

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The ability to live the life of a dead person.

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Anti Joke

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