- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John has 32 candy bars, he eats 28..what does he have now? Diabetes.

Why did the tomato blush? A tomato's complexion is already red so it simply appears to be blushing

Why isnt Gemma a Surfboarder? .. Because She was a Stillborn. Why isn't Kate a Ballerina? Because She's paralysed. Why isnt Tommy an Olympic High Jumper? Because He's a dwarf.

A dog walk into a bar, and the bartender asks, "What"ll it be?" The dog then breaks into tears as he realizes the bartender is his father's gay husband.

What did squidward do when SpongeBob asked him to be his friend on Facebook? 1.declined it 2.got a restraining order against him 3.wondered how computer generated cartoon characters could send and decline friend requests

Whats grosser than a bloody hand? 2 bloody hands.

A black man, a Muslim man, and a Jewish man walk into a bar so the bartender says, "Get the f*** out."

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.

This is not a joke or is it

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

Many people of many races do many things every day.

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

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