Whats the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision? In crucifixion you throw out the whole Jew.

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Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

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What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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Once upon a time, A lonely man was living in the woods. He died of exhaustion, dehydration, starvation, and bacterial infection. The end. Once upon a time, Another lonely man was living in the woods. He built a house, made a well, made a farm, got married, had kids, and had a wonderful life. The end.

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shut up kobe!

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Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

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What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

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Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

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When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

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Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

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Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

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A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because in between 6 and 7 there used to be the number § but 7 raped and murdered it.

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How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

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why is pie good. because it just is.

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

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My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

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Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

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A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

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yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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