What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

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A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

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A sober Amy Winehouse

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I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

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canada

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A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

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A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

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The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

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What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

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what do you call a black man driving a police car? a cop

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Why was the grandomther crying? She just got pepper sprayed.

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Your mama is so fat. Just look at her.

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What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

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Whats worse than the holocaust A.MRS FRANK B.HITLER ANSWER MRS FRANK

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can probably lift more than 80 pounds

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Why did the 14 year old girl have sex? Because she's in love with her boyfriend and that's how she expresses it.

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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Two scuba divers are playing cards on the bottom of the ocean. One asks "have you got amy threes?" Then they both die from maintained exposure to the incredible pressure at the bottom of the sea. One left behind three children.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks Because violets are purple

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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An anorexic women walks into McDonalds

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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