- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

Black people are the scum of the earth

Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

what does chicken and triceratops have in common both their jokes are anti-climatic, from lack of punchline

What's worse than a cow on the ceiling? - two cows on the ceiling.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the car? Get in the car.

Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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