- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

A man was running from drug dealers When they had him cornered he ran towards the sun and died

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

Do you want icecream, Björn?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

Women's Rights

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

A man walks into a bar Ouch

And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

I have Alzheimer's, i pee out gold, racoons

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