What happens when you step on Jupiter? You cannot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the Shell Station.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

What did the toaster say to the raisin? Nothing. The toaster was mute and the raisin had lost his hearing in a terrible full-contact origami accident.

Now I have been typing without even thinking about that, and you have been following me.

It was Valentines Day today, I thought I should get her something... I brought flowers to her grave.

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

where did juan go after getting hit by a bus? the ground

why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

How many Jews does it take to fill a shower? As many as it does to fill an ash tray.

Knock knock Who's there Boo Boo who DONT BE SUCH A PUS*Y

Once upon the time.... It was 12 o´clock

What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

I <3 Hitler

How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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