What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

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What is the pirate's favorite letter? Z.

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Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

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What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

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Once upon a time, A lonely man was living in the woods. He died of exhaustion, dehydration, starvation, and bacterial infection. The end. Once upon a time, Another lonely man was living in the woods. He built a house, made a well, made a farm, got married, had kids, and had a wonderful life. The end.

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Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

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shut up kobe!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has an abusive farmer and needs to get away before it gets any worse.

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Whats the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision? In crucifixion you throw out the whole Jew.

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What do gay cows eat? Grass.

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What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

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Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she is blind.

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A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

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When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

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Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

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Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because in between 6 and 7 there used to be the number § but 7 raped and murdered it.

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How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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why is pie good. because it just is.

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Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

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Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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