Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

what do you call mexicans in a circle around a house? a spicket fence

What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, and asks for directions to the nearest Applebee's.

Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

womens rights.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

Knock knock? Who's there? A Jehovah's Witness. Oh. Knock knock? Who's there? Not me!

A doctor, a farmer, and a blonde walk into a bar. The doctor orders red wine because he knows it's good for the heart. The farmer orders a Piña Colada because he likes fruit. The two men wait eagerly to what the blonde is about to order. The blonde opens her purse and says "Damn it, I can't find my credit card." Suddenly, a handsome young gentleman walks up to her says "Don't worry miss, I'll buy a drink for you. What are you having?" The blonde looks up and says "Don't worry? I just lost my credit card!" In a fit a of anger, the blonde storms out the bar and doesn't order anything.

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What’s the difference between a frog and a duck? One is a frog and one is a duck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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