The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

haha Otarts was here

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

Knock Knock . . . I'm coming in!

Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

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Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

A cat walks into a bar. What's the first thing it says? Absolutely nothing. It was knocked out.

You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

what's red and horny a red unicorn

Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

What do you get when you cross chocolate pudding with your mother's slippers? A spanking.

So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

How Many Blondes does it take to open a fridge. 1 Because most blondes are smart and can open fridges.

knock knock whos there open the door and find out

Some people devote their life to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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