- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

Why has the suicide in dentists decreased? -Due to the fact that being a dentist makes suicide redundant!

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

A dinosaur walks into the bar, everyone panics in fear and confusion because it is a dinosaur and it's weird.

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