- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

Whats the difference between a 100 dead babies and a ferrari? One is an automobile and the other is a tragic reminder that SIDS is a serious and deadly problem.

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

why did sally drown cause she was black

You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

what's red and horny a red unicorn

Whats white, black, and red all over? A penguin on fire

Some people like melon and others like soup.

if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

Knock knock Who's there No one We are all on the computer

Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

that awkward moment when your teachers a duck

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

kaite is dumb that is true

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