- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

What did pinocchio want to become? Hepatitus free.

An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

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What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

what did one wall say to another wall? nothing walls cant talk

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A new breed of dog.

whats green andthrows forks at you? a blonde painted green in a bush wih a gun and a fly on her eye

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten won the contest. The man didn't think much of it.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

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what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

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