I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

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Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

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want to hear a dirty joke tommy fell in the mud a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles bubbles was his neighbor

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Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

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A man trips on an old bottle. He picks it up and out pops a genie. "I will grant you three wishes!" says the genie. "Whatever you so desire is my com--" "I'm already late for a meeting!" shouts the man. He drops the bottle and continues on.

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What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

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A genie walks into a bar. The bartender asks for three wishes. The genie says "okay". The bartender says "I wish I was the richest person in the world." The genie says "okay." Then He woke up

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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okay so one time my dog was eating an octopus tail and i was all like...Bro! octopus are our friends dont eat them! then he was all like okay...so later i saw my goldfish eating a blue kangaroo and i was all like bro blue kangaroos are our friends dont eat them and she was all like okay.. so then i saw my sandwich eating itself and i was like bro...let me eat you instead! and it was like okay. then i saw a bear eating you so i was like bro....thats all i said before it ate both of us :( and thats the story of why i have 6 toes on my left buttcheek

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amy baked 35 sugar cookies and ate 25, what does she have now? diabetes.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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how did the man with just a head hide the fact that he murdered someone? im not sure but this seems highly untrue as someone could not kill someone with just their head.

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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how many blondes did it take to fix a nuclear reactor? 1 she was a black japanese rapist

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An overzealous adventurer takes a trip to the Congo in Central Africa. While exploring the dense jungles, he accidentally drinks water that is contaminated with a very rare virus. He lives through the pain of the virus for many years. About 10 years after his trip to Africa, researchers discover a cure for the adventurer's virus. He goes to the clinic to get his shot to kill the virus. Exhilarated, the now cured adventurer runs out of the clinic but fails to look both ways while crossing the street and gets hit by and ambulance and dies.

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whats in common with a rat and an apple? neither of them are a fridge

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The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

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Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

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A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

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What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

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How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

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This is my first attempt at making an anti-joke: That's was it.

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Michel Moor on a die...

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A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

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