- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

Rush Limbaugh

Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

Do you know what's funny? 9/11

Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

The elephant and the mouse was gonna go swimming at the lake, but they realize the Elephant forgot his swimming trunks! Mouse: Do you really need two trunks? Elephant: Oh well I can do with this one... but its not a swimming trunk! Mouse: Huh? Moral: Huh?

Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

Lets go Yankees

Why did the young man not want to go to school? Because he had a large tumor on the left side of his face.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

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