- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the first elephant fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? PEER PRESSURE!

Do you know whats sad? Global Warming Do you know why the polar bears are dying? Aids

The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

Why did the fireman go to the police station? He didn't go to the police station, he went to the fire station.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

What do a fish and a frog have in common? They can both live in water. Its a well known fact.

When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

"Knock knock." "No."

What did the guy say to the mushroom? You're a fungi

Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

What's a pirates favorite element the periodic table? Gold.

What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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