- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

a jew walks out of a furnace

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

You really need some help in spelling the word GOD... Anyway, none of your fucking business.I am a child for this scenario only so... Moral: LET THAT CHILD ALONE!

Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

Bad grammers.

A black guy, a Latino guy and an Asian guy all walk in a bar. What do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Jehovah's Witness." "Jehovah's witness, who?" "Just Jehovah's Witness. Your doorbell is not working."

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