what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

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whos district champs not JM

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So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

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What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

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Hail Heetluh

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Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

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what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

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The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

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What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

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When life throws you lemons, duck.

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What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

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Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

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How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

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Safe sex MR

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Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

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An oriental man starts a new job. He is told to go to the Supply cupboard and bring back some stationery.He is gone far too long so his boss sends another man to see what is going on. The oriental man had a fatal stroke in the supply cupboard and was unfortunately dead.

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I agree Nero, we agree there, but let me ask you, why did you have the deep desire to create such a society before? You managed to do so as a teen, you wanted to help others, you put them before yourself, you where far more loyal to them, than they ever where to you. What motivated you then to sacrifice so much, where is that strength today?

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong is an astronaut. Michael Jackson abuses little kids.

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your mothers smells so bad,because she has poor hygiene skills

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Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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why do my feet smell so bad? because i havent washed them for 5 days

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How do you tell the difference between a white family, and an albino black family? The albino black family suffers from a lack of pigmentation, while the white family just has a naturally pale skintone.

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Yo mama is so nasty she won't take a shower till she is dead you idiot says the boy she won't die she has twenty thousand live

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