What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

willie revilame

theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

Theres an app for the iPhone.

What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

your mothers smells so bad,because she has poor hygiene skills

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When life throws you knives, you're probably dead

A man and his friend are talking. The man says, "You know what's funny? Sometimes you mean to say one thing and you say a completely different thing. Like the other day I wanted to buy a ticket to pittsburgh, but the lady I was buying it from had very large breasts, so I accidentally said 'Can I have a picket to titsburgh?'" And the other guy says, "Yeah, man, it's really funny you say that, the other day I meant to ask my wife to pass the salt, and I said 'you whore, you ruined my life'"

How do you know if a black man was in your house while you weren't home? When you let them enter to babysit your children.

Your mama so stupid She has a 3rd grade education

Roses are red. Violets are blue... Hold on. Roses could be white too.

Homeless man....it's what's for dinner!

Why does annie put 2 balls together? bacuse its makes a BUTT! oo

Look whos talking Matt Critchley

What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

Andrew's a bald wankstain.

Whats the difference between a 100 dead babies and a ferrari? One is an automobile and the other is a tragic reminder that SIDS is a serious and deadly problem.

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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