- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

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What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

What did the Arab do when he got frustrated? Burned himself

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

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