- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

Women's Rights

Before Super Mario existed what did people play? Instruments.

How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I t was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

What will happen if your heart skips 10 beats? Nothing. You're dead.

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

why was the man sad? his wife died

Q: why was the women out of the kitchen? A: Probably to partake in one of her many hobbies.

What did the elephant say to the poacher? Answer: Dear God in heaven, please don't kill me for my ivory.

Knock Knock. Shut up.

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

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