Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a Mexican and a bench is a bench.

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You shouldn't have expectations. They make ex out of pect and tations.

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What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

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whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

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How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

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Your face

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Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

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Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

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Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

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A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

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destiny

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

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Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

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Womens' sports

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

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