Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

Apple hates Blackberry.

What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

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A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

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