Why did the chicken cross the road? He crossed the road to get to a podium. He then made a lond speech about how chickens should be able to cross a road with out having their motives questioned.

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Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

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I have a gay camel

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

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Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

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A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

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Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

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What do you call a black man? A person

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What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Not much, that would not be so great.

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Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

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Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

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Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

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Latvian guy said to the other latvian guy: ''Why did the chicken cross the road?'' The other latvian guy responded: ''In truth, i do not know. I have not seen chicken in 10 years. The last time was before the red army plundered my village. I can still hear all the screams from the women being raped. But, back to question. Where is this chicken you speak of? I have not eaten in days and my wife and children are close to starvation aswell''

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

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What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

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How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

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How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

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A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

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Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

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yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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