How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

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Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

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Mahmy

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Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

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Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

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Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

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knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

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a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

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Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

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One day, an Irishman, a Jew and an American were walking home from a long game of golf. "God, that was a long game" said the American, to which the Irishman replied "aye, that it was." The Irishman then turned to the Jew, and asked him how he managed to get two birdies in succession. The Jew, after a moment of deliberation, began to explain. "Well, it all began when I was six. See, there was a mountain right next to Casparia, the village I lived for most of my life back in Wales. Every day, I'd come back from school, and ask my dad why nobody ever attempted to scale the mountain. 'To do so would be an unnecessary risk, son, and people are too busy working to put food and water on the tables for their families to undertake something so foolish.' One night, when insomnia was getting the better of me, I decided to get a better look at the mountain, so I strapped on my boots, my fur coat and some woolly mittens and left for the mountain. After a few hours of walking, I approached the closest hill which gave me a perfect view of the mountain's first peak, and there I spotted a polar bear, mauling a hiker to death." The Jew paused to check the Irishman and the American were following, when the American spoke up; "hold on there, there aren't any polar bears in Casparia!" The Irishman also spoke up; "there isn't even a village called Casparia, well, anywhere!" The Jew smiled slightly, and a few seconds later the smile broke out into a gigantic grin, and he finally replied: "exactly".

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Why is a four year olds bedroom the hottest place in Texas? Its on fire, like the rest of the state because of a tragic wildfire thats ruining the lives of many people.

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The other day a man came to my door. After I opened it, he told me, "I'm sorry, your mother is dead." He paused, then said, "Just kidding." "Actually," I told him, "my mom died two years ago of natural causes." He turned around and left, and I closed the door. All in all, it was a very confusing situation, and I'm not sure how I feel about it.

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When Santa got stuck up the chimney he began to shout.. But he didn't shout for long as he soon succumbed to the toxic smoke and died of carbon monoxide poisoning

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got revenge And you got big boobs. :3 Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad poet Now i'm dead. O_O

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Coldpaly is a good band

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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2 guys walk into a bar, a third guy carefully ducks under it

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How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

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How do you get your mom off a clown? hit your mom with an axe

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Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

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How long did it take the world's most powerful democracy to elect a black President? Less than a day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Solely for our entertainment purposes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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