How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

Why has the suicide in dentists decreased? -Due to the fact that being a dentist makes suicide redundant!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

everybody loves raymond

What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

whats more serious than rape the holocaust

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

What did the elephant say to the poacher? Answer: Dear God in heaven, please don't kill me for my ivory.

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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