MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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How Many Blondes does it take to open a fridge. 1 Because most blondes are smart and can open fridges.

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The Dane, the Norwegian and the Chinese where on a plane, and as the plane was malfunctioning, the pilot would shout: "We are overloaded! Toss out everything you can spare!" The Dane tossed out a box of Danish Salami, explaining they had enough of those in his country. The Norwegian tossed out a package of sweaters, explaining that they had enough of those in his country. Suddenly the Chinese jumped out without a given explanation, as time passed though, the surviving crew arrived to some conclusions... Moral: R.I.P Kim the 294834839483948th

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Some people devote their life to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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knock knock whos there open the door and find out

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Why did the teenager commit suicide? Because he was constantly being bullied in school, which caused him to be depressed. Days later he found out that his mother had breast cancer and was most likely not going to survive.

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Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

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Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

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redtube

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"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken had no legs and was therefore incapable of committing to such a challenge.

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How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

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A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

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Cool Brian

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A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

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Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

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Why didn't the cat eat its supper? It was dead.

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Uh... What was emulating again?

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"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

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Why was patrick sad? he was raped then murdered then super raped

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Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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