- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

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Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo To whom is Boo?

A Mime travels to Africa for a vacation. He meets a Zebra in his travels and the Zebra says "Hey we both are wearing black and white stripes!" The Mime did not understand the Zebra because he cannot talk his language so he continues on with his vacation.

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