An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

What has three eyes, scales, seventeen stomachs, and can produce milk? Nothing. Nature has not yet evolved any animal to these specifications.

How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

Sammi suck kyles chode

Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas. A: A bicycle.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's Roses are Red

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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